Your daily dose of depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day

Your daily dose of depressing nuggets of wisdom sure to ruin your day

Dr. Oswald T. Pratt presiding...


Regarding your pets...


If your cat were just a little bit bigger, it would kill and eat you.



Here's how your cat would kill you: It would wait for you to make a move, like runing for your life, then it would pounce on you and inflict a mortal wound with it's sharp teeth and powerful jaws. you would try to get up and run again, this time with blood streaming from your neck, your stomach, or wherever. Then your precious pet would bat at you several times and knock you down, inflicting more wounds with it's massive claws. When you're white with blood loss and screaming for your neighbors or anyone within earshot to call an ambulence, your cat would grab your entire body in it's mouth and shake you, perhaps gnawing your body in half. it would begin to eat your viscera while the top half of your body looked on in horror.



That special bond you think you have with your pet is imaginary. As long as it has food and water, you could get hit by a train tomorrow, and your pet wouldn't think anything of it.



So there you have it.... go out thus, to your day and produce much fruit.

 

Yay! I beat Canadia to the thread!
Thats why i have a dog...and dogs are stupid anyways.

 

Dogs are man's best friend. after beer, boobs, point and blame durf.

 

Ok... and just to be fair to Satrina.... one more nugget of truth...

In the wild, your dog would eat you to survive.

 

So sad, but so true...

 

I was playing DoD, your lucky choogy.

my dog would never kill me. I'm the one who takes her on walks!

 

Yeah, but without you there is food and she can go wherever she wants! :howdy: :howdy: I bet your dog is plannign to eat you now......

 

Yeah she is a frickin pig and eats everything. I bet she's lickin her chops right now.

 

my cat would eat several other people before me, I'm day 4 lunch