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Your "adult movie" occupation.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Steve_Kow, Mar 21, 2004.

  1. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    Your "adult movie" occupation.

    If you were transported to another dimension, a dimension of adult movies, how would you make your living? I'm having trouble deciding between Pizza delivery boy "Would you like some sausage on that maam?" Plumber "I've come to lay some pipe" <---You have to be careful with that one, you might get stuck in *** section, Pool boy "Maam, I'm just here to clean the pool, oh ok!" and the warden of a female prision (can you say strip searches and group shower scenes?) <---*note* you have to exercise extreme caution that you don't wind up in the *** section with this career choice.

    What would you choose?
     
  2. MinasMorgul

    MinasMorgul IncGamers Member

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    you have way too much time on your hands.
     
  3. P2blr

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    I call that a wet dream come true, I guess I'd just be a "handy" man</corny>
     
  4. Ash Housewares

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    I would be Dave the lighting guy
     
  5. SuggestiveName

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    I would be an adult film actor, or in laymans terms: a "porn star."
     
  6. Yaboosh

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    I would be the dorky nerd that all the ladies feel they need to "educate".
     
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    I'd definitely be gaffer material.
     
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    I'd be the fluffer...for tha girls!
     
  9. th5418

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    Director.......
     
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    The camera man who gets fired for touching himself when he's filming.
     
  11. cyclotronic

    cyclotronic IncGamers Member

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    Janitor at a night school.
     
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    I wonder if the crew can touch theirselves while filming. If they cant, god that sucks.
     
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    I'd be a director.
     
  14. Dj_Otaku

    Dj_Otaku IncGamers Member

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    Hmm, I would say the pool man.

    Dj_Otaku
     
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    Wonder if the crew get's freebies. But porn is a business so I guess not.
     
  16. eddy

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    Well i heard that some of teh female stars for movies scenes or music videos have 'proffesional nipple tweaker' who basically make em stand out, i'd do that. Think about it, if i don't get payed PURPLE NURPLE OF DOOM!!!! or that could happen if a little :drink: was on the job.
     
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    Bah I still think fluffer for teh ladies is best. Too bad such a job doesn't exist.
     
  18. VampiroXIII

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    Landlord.

    "Sorry, I can't pay the rent this month."
    "I'm sure we can work something out miss."
     
  19. cyclotronic

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    Im telling you janitor at a night school.
     

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