You, too, can be THE ONE!
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Rashiminos
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Re: You, too, can be THE ONE!
Hurray for mad libs.
CyberHawk
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lol, I'm not sure I got my adjectives and verbs all right...I really sucked in English class but anyways.
"My fellow Americans, today is a tall day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dog", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually ran.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces red and white challenges like never before. Our economy is blue. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bananas. Our healthcare system is round. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a builder. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a computer house. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for Earth.
Finally, I must thank my wide family, my small campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Oprah for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of blasting the American people. Without your easy efforts, none of this would have been possible."
lol, I'm not sure I got my adjectives and verbs all right...I really sucked in English class but anyways.
"My fellow Americans, today is a tall day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "dog", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually ran.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces red and white challenges like never before. Our economy is blue. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for bananas. Our healthcare system is round. If your leg is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a builder. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a computer house. But running together we can right this ship, and set a course for Earth.
Finally, I must thank my wide family, my small campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Oprah for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of blasting the American people. Without your easy efforts, none of this would have been possible."
Re: You, too, can be THE ONE!
Parts of it worked out, others didn't...
My fellow Americans, today is a pathetic day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "high treason", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually blood shedding.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces disgusting and obese challenges like never before. Our economy is hopeless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for American pigs. Our healthcare system is piggish. If your pot belly is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Torturer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a fat rolls blubber. But mass murdering together we can right this ship, and set a course for Kingdom of Whoredom.
Finally, I must thank my fat family, my barbaric campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank whore masters for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of gouging the American people. Without your shameful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Parts of it worked out, others didn't...
My fellow Americans, today is a pathetic day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "high treason", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually blood shedding.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces disgusting and obese challenges like never before. Our economy is hopeless. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for American pigs. Our healthcare system is piggish. If your pot belly is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a Torturer. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a fat rolls blubber. But mass murdering together we can right this ship, and set a course for Kingdom of Whoredom.
Finally, I must thank my fat family, my barbaric campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank whore masters for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of gouging the American people. Without your shameful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
jakotaco
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Re: You, too, can be THE ONE!
most came out rather bad, but I sort of liked this part:
"Our economy is ugly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for people. Our healthcare system is gullible. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call an engineer."
most came out rather bad, but I sort of liked this part:
"Our economy is ugly. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for people. Our healthcare system is gullible. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call an engineer."