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You might be addicted to the OTF when...

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  1. SomeCanadianGuy

    SomeCanadianGuy IncGamers Member

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    You might be addicted to the OTF when...

    Alright, so I'm going to assume most of the people here have heard Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" comedy skits. Well, I decided to adapt this one for the OTF.

    Works as follows: You have to end the sentence "You might be addicted to the OTF if/when" with something that could be understood as a sign of your addiction. Savvy? No? I'll start her up with a few examples and you guys can take over afterwards. ;)



    You might be addicted to the OTF if/when...


    ...you have more meals waiting for the OTF main page to reload than you do with your family.
    ...you still remember all the codes for the X-mas smilies without having to look them up.
    ...you remember the names of members of the OTF community more than you do those of your close "real" friends.

    :cheesy: Let's go!
     
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    Kaysaar IncGamers Member

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    Something happens in real life and you tell someone, "It's okay, we'll just blame Durf."
     
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    If you're Ash.... or me. :cheesy:

    Or if the first thought that comes to you when someone pisses you off is where you left your trout so you can beat him with it.
     
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    When you're drunk you post on the forums instead of call your friends.

    You think a girl with PMS needs to check her messages.
     
  5. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    jeff who?
    does he use some kind of non-internet medium?
     
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    when you have over 10.000 posts in these forums :teeth:
     
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    When you apply for a licence to carry a concealed trout.

    When you watch a wet t-shirt contest and wish Bas was in it.

    When you say a bad word and look around to see if I heard.
     
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    Don't let him kid you guys... Freet is always watching. Each of us. All the time. :eek: :cheesy:
     
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    When a little earthquake hits just before lunch and the second thing that goes through your mind, after "OK, I won't die in this one," is "hmm, not really big enough to make a post about."
     
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    it would have to be 6 or higher
     
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    Oh, c'mon, I make worse quakes than that on bean dinner night.

    There has to be fatalities.
     
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    Geeno IncGamers Member

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    When youve seen ".9999 = 1" and "women = evil" or whatever it is exactly 84 times.
     
  13. Ash Housewares

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    there usually are once you get over 6
     
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    You could say the same about after the bean dinner.
     
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    Whenever you ponder one of lifes little mysteries and need input, you don't call a friend, but come here and inquire.
     
  16. Ash Housewares

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    wouldn't know, don't eat beans





    oh crap... I shouldn't have said that... now everyone knows what a disgrace I am
     
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    *tests a lighter*
    *weathers the minor explosion*

    Perhaps it is more comfortable to post if I wouldn't eat beans.

    ...when your daily(not counting breakfast and late dinner) diet consists of caffeine drinks and your favorite snacks. :teeth:
     
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    You are no man. I shall from now on call you 'Princess'.
     
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    When you find yourself spending your free time pondering the true meaning of poing!/beer/boobies.
     
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    Let's call him "sissy".
     

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