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Yet even more depressing nuggets of wisdom absolutely sure to ruin your day!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by LunarSolaris, Mar 4, 2004.

  1. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    Yet even more depressing nuggets of wisdom absolutely sure to ruin your day!

    For those of you interested in attending the next church service, the foundation for worthlessness is located in 125 convenient drive-up locations strategically placed around the globe... Dr. Oswald T Pratt presiding.


    Look at that photo you have of you and your best friend - you know, the one where you have your arms around each other and are smiling and looking right at the camera. You may think back fondly to that moment, but, if you'll recall, you were both asked to fake that smile.

    For the many of you needing advice from the OTF regarding your relationships...


    You know when you're brokenhearted and pining for your lost love and sobbing and blubbering all the time? Well, you look pathetic when you're doing that.



    Next time you get dumped, it might comfort you to remember this: You will never find a love like that ever again - that person meant everything to you, and you will never find anyone that special ever again.



    It is better to have loved and lost than to have hot needles slowly driven into your eyeballs.




    Donations to the church can be made through your local McDonalds.
     
  2. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    *depression*
    *suicide*


    EDIT:This will be the last suicide post in these depressing threads.
     
  3. LunarSolaris

    LunarSolaris IncGamers Member

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    I'm seeing a disturbing pattern of you flocking to these threads first Canadia. ;)
     
  4. Canadia142

    Canadia142 Banned

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    I'm such a happy guy I need something to make me depressed and to have a meaning for suicide.
     
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    Fun...methinks i should go smother myself now...
     
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    WHY CRUEL WORLD MUST REALITY BE EXPOSED TO ME!! *cries*
     
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    Sounds like an interesting read. Oswald T Pratt, you say?
     
  8. Gigas

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    Uhhh...

    I don't get it.
     
  9. Anakha1

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    I prefer "Tis better to have loved and lost than be licked in the face by a circus clown."
     
  10. Akira

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    The pink hurts my retina. X.X
     
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    I second that.
     
  12. Satrina

    Satrina IncGamers Member

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    Stop moaning about the font colour you sissies!! ;)

    Gotta love that one. But then I'm an evil one at times :jig:
     
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    Only at times? Coulda fooled me. *runs away* :D
     
  14. Painman

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    Yes, I realize that. That's why whenever this happens, I search for a reason, no matter how conceited, to blame the whole thing on the other person and demonize them for it. A very useful mechanism, I must say. :teeth:
     
  15. Satrina

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    *Beats AnakittyCooties with a fence post*

    Meant to do that yesterday but ya got lucky and I forgot :lol:
     
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    And here I thought you missed that one. I was very disappointed in you for a while, you know.
     
  17. Satrina

    Satrina IncGamers Member

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    Nah, I don't miss much. I just forget alot so it seems like it :p
     

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