Yet Another Ubers Thread Well... a friend had the organs, so we decided 'What the hell!'. That complete lack of preparation should in no way detract from the fact that we flew by the seats of out pants and did the ubers, anyways. We did 'em good, with a few false starts. :LOL: Well, I cut to the chase, I guess, and I apoligize if I'm not a great story teller. My friend has a lvl 79 smiter, and decided that he wanted to uber, so he collected up the keys, and thrashed Lilith and Duriel quite handily solo, but called me in with my lvl 85 zealer for Izual, after a few issues with IM in the Furnace. I just slowly marched along, taking out Hell Casters' first, then worrying about the rest of the idiots running around, until we got to Izzy. He's a wimp, too. So, tonight comes about, and he's ready for the ubers. He an I, as well as another friend of mine get set up with 3 pallys: my zealot, Max's smiter, and Steve's lvl 81 hammerdin. And things promptly go sideways. Somehow, someone set off U-Meph first, while I was booking towards U-Diablo, so I get spun around to clear the portal, and get mobbed by skellies and Meph, whom I WASN'T expecting. So I leave and re-enter... and procede to run right out the portal and completely away from the mob perched there waiting for my little head. I managed to convince the bulk of the crowd to chase me around til bodies were recovered, and then I cleared my way though a few minions to Meph, right against the river, when Max comes charging in and starts laying a beating on him. Thank Gods for that, cuz I was really only holding my own with Meph... a little sliver down each zeal. Suddenly, Meph is no more, but Diablo is triggered and running around, chasing Steve. Diablo stood there and took a beating.... for no obvious reason. He just got abused like a prison-house bottom. So Steve is still chasing minions, and I'm trying to help, having lost track of Max, when Max annouces he's gonna id the torch. *sigh* I wish he'd let me know he found and molested Baal. All in all, a good go-around, though... I died twice, total; Steve kept dying, cuz he's got crappy gear, and I think Max died twice... but we got a 17/17 btorch, so we're happy. Woot us, I guess.