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Yet another bad joke thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Oct 3, 2006.

  1. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Yet another bad joke thread

    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

    "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.







    "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
     
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    Yes, that's a bad a joke. But I won't hold it against you.
     
  3. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    My kitchen floor is dirty. Wanna come over and sweep with me?
     
  4. HockeyChic

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    I think your wife might notice:shocked:
     
  5. superdave

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    from chat...

    HC...i would like to visit salem mass.
    superdave...take your broom. :tongue:
     
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    Let's go!:grin:
     
  7. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    Oh all right, she can sweep with us too:wink:
     
  8. HockeyChic

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    That could be interesting.
     
  9. superdave

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    one more player and you could start a curling team.
     
  10. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

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    I pick Isolde! HAHA!!! Hockey and Canadians on my team! I'm sure to win now!
     
  11. Gibbzilla

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    A man saw a dog licking his nether regions on the side of the road. The man leaned over to his friend and said, "I sure wish I could do that." The friend then said, "He'll bite you.":grin:
     
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    That was worse than I could've imagined.

    Yeah, I've heard that one.
     
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    I am now dumber than I was thirty seconds ago.
     
  14. AeroJonesy

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    That's impressive.
     
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    How do you quickly kill a circus?

    Go straight for the juggler.
     
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    haha, i laughed.
    but its bad.
     
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    An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

    "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and come back and see me in a week."

    Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?"

    "Calm down, Mrs. Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."
     
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    Try these ones on for size:

    So, this mushroom walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says to him, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."

    What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
    -You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
     
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    ''2 guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked''...
     
  20. Chow Yun Thin

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    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Finding half a worm.
     

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