Yeah baby... I'm sure you all will just be thrilled to know that at the moment, I am in a state of complete joy. Yes, that's right, I met someone new. Since I'm sure that you're all interested, I'll provide some minor details. We've been getting to know each other for the past month and a half or so. Been spending some really good time together. Went out to a local club last week, where I told her she was the prettiest girl there. And I even meant it. She's a simply stunning creature. Rawr. And what came as a pleasant surprise, she ended up kissing me before I could her. Initiative. I like that. Sometimes it's so nice being a sexy beast. And what's even better, she's someone I could actually have a meaningful adult relationship with. She's everything rolled up into a nice neat (and sexy) little package. Yes, I'm positive almost none of you care, but I'm excited, damnit.