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  1. Freemason

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    x vs. x

    In light of the recent spat of who would beat who...

    Oompa Loompa vs. Chumba Wumba

    Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin

    Bart Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin

    Space Ghost vs. Harvey Birdman

    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vs. The Toxic Avenger

    Bear in the Big Blue House vs. Barney

    Peanut Butter vs. Jelly

    Alf vs. a bobcat (oh Gus! Guspasho, where are you???)

    38D cups vs. 40C cups

    Dirk Diggler vs. Ron Jeremy

    Eliminster vs. Gandalf

    A towel vs. finite improbability

    Fat Albert vs. Michael Moore

    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears

    American Idol vs. Nashville Star

    Immovable object vs. irresistable force
     
  2. Jimi-

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    Lindsay Lolhan pwns britney spears np
     
  3. superdave

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    my picks are....

    Oompa Loompa...nasty buggers and they don't fight fair
    Homer Simpson...comon really homer can take more punishment than rocky
    Bart Simpson...i am sure that bart is smart enough to enlist the aid of the evil closet monkey
    Space Ghost...no contest
    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle....turtle power
    Bear in the Big Blue House...the bear is just the guy to take out barney once and for all
    Peanut Butter vs. Jelly....draw
    Alf...would chow down on any pussy
    40C cups...bigger is always better
    Ron Jeremy...ron doesn't have to have his glued on
    Gandalf...might have been a close call until i found out that elminster spent time as a woman
    towel....kciks ravanous bugblatter beast of trals butt to
    Fat Albert...only because his homies would join the fight
    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears...who cares?
    Nashville Star...heehaw
    Immovable object vs. irresistable force...depends isa the immovable object butterbean?

    crap i have to revise my answer on one i didn't read carefully enough...38d...maybe next time you can post some visuals so mistakes like mine don't happen in the future
     
  4. SelfBaisResistor

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    Oompa Loompa vs. Chumba Wumba: Oompa Loompa

    Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin: Homer (he was a boxer)

    Bart Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin: Stewie

    Space Ghost vs. Harvey Birdman: Space Ghost

    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vs. The Toxic Avenger: Donatello

    Bear in the Big Blue House vs. Barney: Neither, the Big Bird comes in and beats them both.

    Peanut Butter vs. Jelly: Jelly if it is strawberry, blueberry or grape, otherwise peanut butter.

    Alf vs. a bobcat (oh Gus! Guspasho, where are you???): Alf

    38D cups vs. 40C cups: 38D

    Dirk Diggler vs. Ron Jeremy: Ron Jeremy, the man that proves anyone can get laid if you have a large enough wang.

    Eliminster vs. Gandalf: Gandalf

    A towel vs. finite improbability: Towel, hands down.

    Fat Albert vs. Michael Moore: Fat Albert, Michael Moore would just spend the whole time whinning because Bush won.

    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears: Lohan, then she's come to my house to celebrate.

    American Idol vs. Nashville Star: American Idol, but not by much. Bo Bice saves them.

    Immovable object vs. irresistable force: Irresistable force. Just because it is immovable doesn't mean it can't be erroded.
     
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    Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin: Homer
    Bart Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin: Bart
    Space Ghost vs. Harvey Birdman: Space Ghost
    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vs. The Toxic Avenger: Mutant Turtle
    Bear in the Big Blue House vs. Barney: Barney
    Peanut Butter vs. Jelly: Peanut Butter
    Alf vs. a bobcat (oh Gus! Guspasho, where are you???): Alf
    38D cups vs. 40C cups: My head is bigger than both
    Eliminster vs. Gandalf: Elminster will turn Gandalf into dust before Gandalf can say "who?"
    A towel vs. finite improbability: towel
    Fat Albert vs. Michael Moore: Michael Moore fed Fat Albert
    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears: Birtney of course. No contest. Sorry.
    American Idol vs. Nashville Star: AI is teh win
    Immovable object vs. irresistable force[/QUOTE]: The space between them
     
  6. CyberHawk

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    Peanut Butter and Jelly. These are truly Jedi-like forces. I mean seperate they are VERY sticky, but yet they dont stick to themselves...hmm very...very interesting.
     
  7. Lord_Shinnok

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    and again i repeat, Bond > all. that includes towels and Michael Moore.
     
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    Oompa Loompa vs. Chumba Wumba---?

    Homer Simpson (skull helmet)

    Stewie Griffin--bart is a wimp, and stewie has heart

    Space Ghost vs. Harvey Birdman--I live in a cave

    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle--toxic whomever cannot take a turtle. leo pwns

    Barney--he's a dinosaur!

    Peanut Butter--duh

    a bobcat hee hee lunches eats alf!

    38D cups duh, though i'm not a big boob man. how about 34C?

    Dirk Diggler DId you see the end of that movie? I passed out!

    Gandalf--he trashed that fire demon beast thing...peretty hard core

    A towel wipes up (PUN!!)

    Michael Moore would eat fat albert.

    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears who cares as long as i get to watch!

    Nashville Star everyone likes twang...no one likes whiny teenagers

    irresistable force even mike moore can get his "mass" moving if there's pie involved.
     
  9. Freet

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    Must I repeat myself?
     
  10. Death_Frog

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    So which one is the dark and which is the light... i say peanut butter is light since its smooth and evenly spreadable, whereas jelly should be dark becaus it is lumpy and harder to get out of the bottle.

    i agree on the general consensus... but...

    40c over 38d... its the the size that matters.
     
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    Oompa Loompa vs. Chumba Wumba
    Chumba Wumba - if they get knocked down, they get up again

    Homer Simpson vs. Peter Griffin
    Homer Simpson - he has proven more paun tolerant

    Bart Simpson vs. Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffon - do I need to explain?

    Any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle vs. The Toxic Avenger
    TMNT - again, any explaination needed?

    Peanut Butter vs. Jelly
    Jelly - I don't like peanut butter

    Alf vs. a bobcat (oh Gus! Guspasho, where are you???)
    Alf!

    A towel vs. finite improbability
    a towel - more tangible to me

    Lindsey Lohan vs. Brittney Spears
    Lindsey Lohan - she's more attractive to start plus she's not pregnant

    Immovable object vs. irresistable force
    irresistable force - a perfect adjective for me
     

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