Wth!!

MaxMax

Diabloii.Net Member
Thats why I like these forums, though it seems as if the druid-forum atm is infected 2
 

Kijya

Diabloii.Net Member
You must be misinterpreting them, they didn't mean to sound rude at all ... probably :wink2: :laugh:

Long live the unofficial forums :jig:
 

bahbah

Diabloii.Net Member
The Battle.net forums are hilarious. Pretty much every post in the Warcraft forums is by a troll. Good read for when you're bored.
 

RequiemDeath

Diabloii.Net Member
Those forums, combined with the b.net kiddies are the reason I almost quit the game... Then, I came across these forums via the battlenet forums guide section... I was looking for a sorc guide, and I came across the Meteorb guide (3rd ed.)... I never looked back... Viva la unofficial!

*Requiem_Death
 

Luckymofo

Diabloii.Net Member
It's not safe for ANYONE, newbie or uber leet veterans, to post in bnet forums; they just get insulted just for being born. It's too bad Gorny isn't a mod there, I can imagine him busting out martial art skills with his banstick like Bruce Lee and pwning the trolls and flamers :)

I especially love how every creature in the bnet forums love to say that they are the best at spelling/grammar/language when a poster puts a punctuation mark in the wrong place or makes ONE typing error...grrrrrr

Oh well, I suggest not talking about the u**y st*pid creatures that infest 99% of the bnet forums. (Some of our members, who are very nice and polite, visit it once in a while. One member is also green here)
 

nickedoff

Diabloii.Net Member
It's not safe for ANYONE, newbie or uber leet veterans, to post in bnet forums; they just get insulted just for being born. It's too bad Gorny isn't a mod there, I can imagine him busting out martial art skills with his banstick like Bruce Lee and pwning the trolls and flamers :)

I especially love how every creature in the bnet forums love to say that they are the best at spelling/grammar/language when a poster puts a punctuation mark in the wrong place or makes ONE typing error...grrrrrr

Oh well, I suggest not talking about the u**y st*pid creatures that infest 99% of the bnet forums. (Some of our members, who are very nice and polite, visit it once in a while. One member is also green here)
At least it's not JSP.
 

Lord Nyax

Banned
Luckymofo said:
It's too bad Gorny isn't a mod there, I can imagine him busting out martial art skills with his banstick like Bruce Lee and pwning the trolls and flamers :)
Best
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This should be a game on the Nintendo Wii...:rolleyes:
 
It's not safe for ANYONE, newbie or uber leet veterans, to post in bnet forums; they just get insulted just for being born. It's too bad Gorny isn't a mod there, I can imagine him busting out martial art skills with his banstick like Bruce Lee and pwning the trolls and flamers :)

I especially love how every creature in the bnet forums love to say that they are the best at spelling/grammar/language when a poster puts a punctuation mark in the wrong place or makes ONE typing error...grrrrrr

Oh well, I suggest not talking about the u**y st*pid creatures that infest 99% of the bnet forums. (Some of our members, who are very nice and polite, visit it once in a while. One member is also green here)
Gorny's cdkey got banned from there. =o



 

rykuss

Banned
It's not safe for ANYONE, newbie or uber leet veterans, to post in bnet forums; they just get insulted just for being born. It's too bad Gorny isn't a mod there, I can imagine him busting out martial art skills with his banstick like Bruce Lee and pwning the trolls and flamers :)

I especially love how every creature in the bnet forums love to say that they are the best at spelling/grammar/language when a poster puts a punctuation mark in the wrong place or makes ONE typing error...grrrrrr

Oh well, I suggest not talking about the u**y st*pid creatures that infest 99% of the bnet forums. (Some of our members, who are very nice and polite, visit it once in a while. One member is also green here)
The oct_ane incident, the funniest thing I've ever read on those forums. Man I wish I hadn't deleted that from my PC! I need to see if I can find that again and share it with you guys. I guarantee you'll fall out of your chair with laughter, probably split your sides even. :laugh:

Ohhhh!!!!! I didn't delete it! Yay!



 

rykuss

Banned
I'll be expecting some good laughs Billy. :evil:
You're in luck then! Here it is! Let me try and set this up for you. This is the Mod's responses to some trouble making elements on the Battle.net forums. Apparently, some even had their accounts closed they caused so much trouble. It's kind of long but I hope you enjoy.

TEH HOLY OCTANOMICON


Teh Book of Oct_anic Verses

"if im action you..you will be able to reanimate my cahrs.....trust me...some dollars in justice will make u reanimate my accounts..."
-Oct_ane 1337:1

"*clap you dad to vistory your mother !&$%er"
-Lovejar 420:12

"its your tough luck and stop your complaining, your imature yourself.....ill do a repeat of you..\
-Lovejar 145:12-16

"thx u now he willn't reply without a quote i started i hope ' stfu noob'"
-Blacktobe 12:1

"If you buy a new car and it a lemon after 6 six months are you going to stop driving it??
NO NOOB. You will be #@%$!ing like crazy."
-Neostars 31:3-5

"Hmm." (Book of Karlriche)
(as interpretted by Poovine interpretting Slaygor's interpretation)



Anthology of Oct_anic Threats

Your face is the scabbing from yourself, it's ashaming to you.

Diets cokings! Your haves to be drinks it, fat mongoose.

Dare to sayings these things to me? If your voice your thinkings with blackness directingly my face, breakings happens to the nose of you.

The money is gave with to the purchase, you are blindings lady, your smellings like monthly period cycles.

Shave yourself noob, your looks to be the grandmother's crotchings.

Trust my mouth sayings, I am rule you with fistings.

Your face swellings likes I'm give you to the allergy peanut punches.

If your say Intel, I says AMD and trust me to be pissings in your mouth.

Some estrogens will helpings for you. For you to being my better *****ings.

(as interpretted by Poovine)



Teh Book of Metmop

"...And, yay. The lovejar rose from his keyboard. His hands shaking of rage and confusion. 'Cry foul!' he sayeth unto his house cat. 'How doth mine enemies cast me off so?' For on that day, the lovejar felt the true power of oct_ane strike down upon him from a thousand different angles. Stupefied as to his inability to win teh internets, the lovejar began to &@$%&#[email protected]%e furiously. It was at that time that he cut away at his nipples with a butter knife. And, the blood did flow and the foreskin did burn." - Metmop 17:3-12
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)


It is said in the book of Metmop (32:14-19), that when oct_ane first visited the Americas, after receiving his Certificate of Completion in Paralegal Studies, he came upon a disheveled dwelling. In that dwelling lived an aged women of 74 years. Upon sodomizing her house plants, and defecating atop her living room couch, oct_ane pronounced that this was the way of things. The aged women, in a fit of joy, began to felate oct_ane while diligently humming the Monchichi theme song until his glory rained down.
Praise his name!
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)


when oct_ane visited the Americas he towel whipped a young man's eyeball with his !&[email protected]$? Metmop 12:7-9
(as interpretted by Chilli_Cheesie)



The Apocalypse of Poovine

And I saw when the mod opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of laughter at the expense of others, one of the four flamers saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a troll who posted in only bold text: and he had with him a redirect link to tubgirl; and buttsecks was given unto him: and he went forth posting, and to put fear into the casual forumer.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second flamer say, Come and see.
And there went out another troll that always edited his posts: and power was given to him that sat thereon to use sarcasm in all situations, and that they should flame one another: and there was given unto him a method of bypassing language filters.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third flamer say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a troll that always posted in italic text; and he had with him a pair of goatse redircts at his disposal. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four flamers say, it's a trap!

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth flamer say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a troll that posted only sexual references: and his name was Dethguise, and a giant douche followed with him. And power was given unto them over the weekends on the forum, to distrub with images of a woman being [email protected][email protected][email protected] penetrated while calling it anal, and with the flamers of the forum.
-The Apocalypse of Poovine(6:1-8)
(-as interpretted by Metmop)



The Blessed Trinity

It is by action we dollar for justice.
It is by dollars our justice is actioned.
It is by justice we action dollars.

This interpretation of His words... the unity of action, justice and dollars is inseparable. Take one away and you are left with nothing. Would you action dollars without justice? If you have dollars for justice... will you not action them? How will you action for justice without dollars?
(Excerpt of Slaygor's Commencement Speech at Northeastern Poly Octane A&M State Tech University)



The Apocrypha of Slaygor

"A Baron from afar came unto the thread of oct_ane and spoke of pagan sacrifice.

After the blaspheme of The Baron the apostle poovine journeyed to the realm of The Baron to spread the true words.

The Baron cast out poovine and the other apostles. For he deemed their words to be unclean and their prescence to be fell.

When poovine returned to the thread of oct_ane he demanded that the words of oct_ane be not used again for one week.

The Baron came unto the holy thread. The Baron illustrated to the apostle poovine that he too was disobiedient so he quoted oct_ane.

Thus it was that The Baron did himself say the words to bring humility to poovine. The Baron sayeth "Hmm" before the quoting.

I myself then spoke into the thread. In the words of Engrish I observed that The Baron had done as the followers of oct_ane had done.

The Baron was pleased.

Thus it was that we were all the same with no man greater than the other.

I wept for joy and a warmth inside spread through me." (The Apocrypha of Slaygor)

The Arrival and Conversion (from the Apocrypha of Slaygor)

When oct_ane looked upon his accounts he was filled with mad. For losted there were his cahrs. Five years he had made the cahrs. Lost now; save for the desire in his heart to reanimate them.

For 90 days and 90 nights the carhs had been left alone and they had expired.

So he came to an ark of the internet sea. There to speak on salvation though dollars and action for justice.

On the ark He could not find the leader Blizzard. So he called for Blizzard by name. Out of the ark came two of all creature... two spammers, two trolls, two moderators, two regulars, two MVP's, two newbies, two noobs, two haxxorz, two flamers; and more.

They too, had been abandoned by Blizzard and were left to live in each others excrement in the unwashed vessel. The moderators would hose the deck down five days per week but the mess would pile up again. Anger would rise and the filter would be bypassed.

He then spoke.

"trust me.."

These two simple words of oct_ane reverberated through the vessel. These had far more power than "get a life" which was the phrase of the day.

They had entrusted Blizzard to bring them justice, but it was never done. They sought action from Blizzard but it was seldom done. Blizzard sought their dollars and this was always done... but not for oct_ane.

Why then would they not place their trust in oct_ane?
-(Slaygor double space posting (SDSP®) is a registered trademark of Slaygor Enterprises. All rights reserved.)



The Martyrdom of The Post

They became not so bored for
His words had touched many.
The mod was ignored
even moreso than Kenny.

Was the mod good?
Was the mod jealous?
Did the mod give me wood?
Second... I tell ye, good fellas.

For oct_ane was kewl
The mod... not so hot.
oct_ane made me drool
The mod... is a snot.

With wiggly finger he clicked on "Delete"
He probably smiled and thought he was neat.

But oct_ane did no wrong.
The deletion unjust!
For His return we long.
My tears form a crust.
(-Slaygor)


Oct_ane, the Sun, and Chinchillas

"And ye, did oct_ane decend from the Heavens, and in the Old Tongue he spake, saying things too powerful to be understood, for to hear the words of the great oct_ane is to stare at the sun if you're up really close, like 4 feet away and not wearing sunglasses or squinting or anything. And we did kneel and weep, and 2 chinchillas were sacrificed as was his wont. And it was written, and so it shall be done."
(-AcidRane)


Sanctum Poematis Octanamis

"Homage to thee, Oct_ane, Lord of the forums, King of vistory, whose names are manifold, whose forms are holy, thou being of hidden form in cahrs, whose %@#$& is holy. Thou art the Lord to whom praises are ascribed in the tome Oct_anomicon. Thou art the Prince of divine words. Thou art the Lord who is commemorated in the Church of Oct_ane. Thou art the Soul of the fat mongoose, his own body, and hast thy place of rest in the face of scabbings. Thou art the beneficent one, and art praised with manies justice. Thou makest thy soul to be in actions and raised up. Thou art the Lord of the Great House in General discussion. Thou art the mighty one of vistories, the Lord of eternity."
(as interpretted by Darth_Ozzy)

GFrazier for Dummies

"I decry the existence of any group that venerates GFraizer," cried Ulmo as he shook his fist in a blind fit of rage. A few moments later a calming message filled with many dollars in justice lit up the computer screen, it was the Baron. "They do not Venerate him, as GFrazier was but a Puppet to the Oct_ane, who is but a shadow to the greatness that was once known as Teh Jostef. Oh why hast Teh Jostef Forsaken us? Would that he not come down on his firey walker, Brandishing his vorpal cane over his head and cough a few times before showing the true path to Spam."


Psalms of the Spam

And the callow youth came upon the teachings of oct_ane and found them good.

"Oh Mighty Saviour, enlighten me as to the Dollars of Justice, and I swear to thee all my Cahrs will be dedicated to your service, honest!"

And oct_ane found it good.

So it was that the Cahrs of the callow youth became mighty, and dedicated to the pursuit of SOJ and butt-seks.

And oct_ane found it good.

Until the Heinous Demon of Modship became weary of the mighty cahrs and caused them to vanish beneath the seas of Expiry.

And oct_ane spake.

"Noob." - Psalms of the Spam, 13:154
(as interpretted by Lydia)



Original Transcript of "Teh Book of Octanic Genesis"

-On the first day teh_GFrazier said, "Let there be oct_ane," and it was good.
-On the second day teh_GFrazier said, "Let there be lovejar," and it was good.
-On the third day teh_GFrazier said, "Let there be teh_Micah," and it was good.
-On the 4th-7th days teh_GFrazier said, "Let there be trolling in the D2:GD forum." And so it came to light, for trolling is good.

The King Ulmo_Vala version of "Teh Book of Octanic Genesis - LAWL Edition 2.0 UR MOM Remix"

- On the first day teh_GFraizer said, "From the empty chasm of the internets I have been born. Fire from the world of Jostef have collided with cold from the world of Blubzard the and formed a drop of divine water. From this csomic drop of water the worlds of endless battle have formed. At least that is what my manual says. And there is something in the EULA about a world tree"

- On the second day teh_GFraizer said, "I shall call the realm of Blubzard my home and crate a race of Blue Ogres to fill it. I shall draw strength from the cosmic chat gem, incerasing my power. Let all who honor my name construct a chat gem in the image of the All Gem."

- On the third day teh_GFraizer said, "I shall name among the Blue Race three lords. NickJS, DatH, and MicahW. Let DatH be imbued with the skills of a ninja, let NickJS be imbued with the powers of a pacman, and let MicahW be the popular one." And like a cosmic arms race thus did Jostef create trolls, spammers, and flamers.

- On the fourth day teh_Gfraizer said, "I am lonely. And thus shall I create from my own flesh a wife and totally do her lawl. I shall sire three Children and name them Oct_ane, Oct_ane 2, and Oct_ane 3."

- On the fifth day teh_Gfraizer said, "I have been betrayed. My heart is heavy...WITH RAGE. Jealous of my power my children hath joined the armies of Jostef, he who comes with cane, flame, and in full grump! They have killed my body, but my soul remains! I see...from my corpse they have built a new world, Forumgard. I will teach them thier folly. NickJS shall be freed, and he will be filled with hunger and set upon the spehere of flame set in the sky. The sky is formed from what used to be my skulll. That is so metal. Oh yeah, and let the comsuming of the sphere and darkening of forumgard be a sign of the final battle when the I shall lead the armies of Blue against the forces of Jostef and the Oct_anes."



 
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