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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by ZeppelinAngel, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. ZeppelinAngel

    ZeppelinAngel IncGamers Member

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    Wtf

    first of all, if this is too gross, you can delete it freetos


    anyway.. do any of you wake up and become really disoriented? like not know where you are? or what you're doing?

    cause just a min ago i witnessed my step dad walk in the kitchen after being asleep and piss in the KITCHEN TRASH CAN AND FLOOR (i didn't directly see it, but i could hear it)


    how the HELL does one wake up so disoriented that they PISS IN THE KITCHEN?!?! WTF?!?11?!!ONE?!?!11

    i of course had to mop it up, i was laughing hysterically while doing so :eek: :scared: :cheesy: :lol:
     
  2. th5418

    th5418 Banned

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    Oooohkay. Thats just freaky. No, ive never been like that before. And does youyr kitchen trashcan look like a toilet?
     
  3. Steve_Kow

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    Booze sweetheart.
     
  4. adamfgt78

    adamfgt78 IncGamers Member

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    That's pretty funny. I sounds like he was sleep walking and not really awake at all. My friend has a similar story, except he was maybe 5 or 6 when it happened. He had just switched bedrooms and needed to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. His mom heard the tinkling sounds in the hallway and came out to see him peeing on the wall in the corner of the hallway, completely oblivious to what he was doing. :lol:
     
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    Dj_Otaku IncGamers Member

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    Umm, Wow.

    Dj_Otaku
     
  6. ZeppelinAngel

    ZeppelinAngel IncGamers Member

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    yeah well i forgot to mention he wasn't drunk, that's what makes it even funnier
     
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    My roommate's boyfriend was so drunk one night that he started peeing on her laundry in her closet. I got quite a laugh out of that one.
     
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    Hey, man, your clock won't flush!!
     
  9. Pierrot le Fou

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    This reminds me of the scene in Trainspotting...
     
  10. eddy

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    i must say this thread generated a few chuckles from me
     
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    My Dad told me when he was five he peed down the stairs and in his older brother's shoes. . .I am glad that trait got passed down to my sister and not me. My sister has walked into my parent's room at about 4am(when they are already up) and start going through their closests looking for her prom dress. However I can just :sleep: anywhere, anytime, in any position and never move.
     
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    i once peed on my parents door when i was sleepwalking.
     
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    That's disgusting, I can't believe he didn't make it to the sink...
     
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    Cool...peeing in the kitchen. At least he didn't pee in the fridge right?
     
  15. Pierrot le Fou

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    At least he was on linoleum, you know? Carpet is oh-so-much-crappier to clean.
     
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    "Honey? The apple juice tastes a bit strange... You buy a new brand?"

    Right after we moved into the new house when I was a wee child, there was this one time that I got up and half asleep wanted to go into the bathroom that was right beside my bedroom. Only thing was that my bed wasn't in the same position it had used to be, so I was in the wrong corner of the room trying to get out through a non-existent door... After about 5 minutes of trying to find a doorhandle in the middle of my solid wall, it started to trickle down... God, the embarassment the next morning... :cheesy: I laugh now when I look back on it though... :lol:
     
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    I've never sleepwalking before, but I've peed on the bed a few times during my zzzzzzzzzz.
     
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    One time I had a dream that I got up out of bed, went to the toilet, sat down and went pee.

    Then I woke up and the bed was soaked.

    I was completely confused :( (like 6 years old)
     
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    the enite bathroom floor and the three foor radius carpet around the door is a permanent stain of disease, puke, and piss. One time I walked outside and this dude was leaning up agains the wall and taking a piss on the carpet. By the end of a weekend the whole floor is a huge mess of newspaper, puke, and piss, and water. Walking in there barefoot is spelling certain doom.
     
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    My brother used to sleepwalk a lot, and he had some bathroom-type adventures when he was a kid. He peed into a bag of tools that was in the bathroom, he peed in the shower, and once he came into my room, climbed in bed with me, wet my bed, and got up and went back to his dry one. Damn him.
     

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