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Worst stench you've ever had the displeasure of smelling?

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  1. Nacaa

    Nacaa IncGamers Member

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    Worst stench you've ever had the displeasure of smelling?

    My friend had this car, and we where driving home from a party (he didnt drink obviously, stupid nonalcoholic people... pfft) and one of our other friends puked in the backseat. We didnt think much more on that except to get him inside. So it went 2-3 days without us using the car so we totally forgot about this.

    It was summertime too so add a hot weather to old puked inside a car. I thought I was going to die when I opened one of the doors.
     
  2. ModeratelyConfused

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    I think burnt/burning hair is the worst, followed up closely by sour milk (spilled on a couch perhaps, and nobody knows who did it :rolleyes:).
     
  3. MinasMorgul

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    Rancid Orange Juice. I just had the pleasure of attempting to clean a pitcher of the stuff because someone decided the table would be a nice place to put it when you need room in the fridge.
     
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    caddad IncGamers Member

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    Oh OH!

    *Disclaimer* Turn away now weak stomach people. No, this is not a joke.





    I grew up on a farm where we raised cattle. This required having to deal with all sorts of nasty problems, most of which never ever bothered me.

    One fine day we noticed one of the cows was having some troubles so we called the vet.

    Diagnosis: Uterine Cancer

    Not much good to a cattle farm, but we had to try to get this cow healthy enough to sell for dogfood or whatever. It just needed to be done.

    My older brother and I were charged with the care of this cow for two weeks. The vet gave us some very large dissolveable pills which needed to be placed inside the Uterus to do whatever it is they did.

    At any rate we'd go out every day before school, get this cow in the headcatch and proceed to plastic glove our arm and shove these two large pills up into the cow while the other one held a rear leg off of the ground and her tail back so she couldn't kick.

    Without getting too graphic the generous remnants on our gloved arms and the smell associated with that is far and away the worst thing i've ever experienced. We'd both be barfing shortly after starting and it took about a half an hour to get our stomachs under control each day.

    -D2netDad
     
  5. Quietus

    Quietus IncGamers Member

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    Can't say that I've smelled anything so repellent that it has the distinction of being the "worst stench".

    ::Edit:: I should make this clear - I've smelled some incredibly horrible things. I've just got a strong enough stomach that ultimately, none of them made me come away feeling like I was going to throw up.
     
  6. Nacaa

    Nacaa IncGamers Member

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    How do one get such a big avatar!
     
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    ModeratelyConfused Banned

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    I'd suggest taunting gorny. That usually works pretty well.
     
  8. Quietus

    Quietus IncGamers Member

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    Not really. For one, being a Pal will let you have a bigger avatar. Mine will be changing shortly, though, so don't worry about it. :tongue:
     
  9. Evrae Altana

    Evrae Altana IncGamers Member

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    Bribe the mods.



    I once had the displeasure of a disgusting smell. My little sister's friend's little brother, who is extremely obese (why I mentioned this will be clear soon), just got finished using the bathroom. Since his girth didn't allow him to reach his arms to wipe his bottom, he had to wipe while standing up. Apparently, his mother called and asked me to tell them to come home for dinner. The bathroom door was open at least a foot, so I thought he was just washing his hands or something. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted with two poo-stained buttcheeks and several poo-stained wads of toilet paper on the ground. :undecided:
    And guess who had the pleasure of picking up the toilet paper? :rolleyes:
     
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    I bow to you sir. If it were my cow I would sooner be selling it for hamburger.
     
  11. FrostBurn

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    Having to examine and smell dead people (i.e. human corpses) in mortuaries.

    And yeah, I used to do that (amongst other things) in a darker time in my past.
     
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    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I don't know, probably ammonia.
     
  13. ModeratelyConfused

    ModeratelyConfused Banned

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    You my friend, live a sheltered life.

    Yes, a larger avatar, but the 'Gorny Special' is larger than the upgraded Pal version.

    Besides, mocking/taunting him has earned me one of those before.
     
  14. Quietus

    Quietus IncGamers Member

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    The Gornytar was a special case. Those of us that earned our Gornytar Replacement Specials recieved a different avatar than my current one, if you'll remember.
     
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    ModeratelyConfused Banned

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    Ah, ok, I thought you had done something different to bring down the Wrath o' Gorny upon yourself.
     
  16. Nacaa

    Nacaa IncGamers Member

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    Who is this Gorny! :|
     
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    I'm sensible enough to avoid the bad stuff. :azn:
     
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    Quietus IncGamers Member

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    I did. I snuck into the batcave and broke the cloning machine... again.


    A mod.
     
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    Ask him this: "Gorny, is that your face, or is a monkey crawling down your shirt head first?"
     
  20. Evrae Altana

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    Maybe destiny is saving some god-awful smell just for you some time in the future. :azn:
     

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