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Worst joke ever?

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  1. TheBhoy

    TheBhoy IncGamers Member

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    Worst joke ever?

    Think this could get quite intresting......


    My input

    George W is getting his daily briefing about the Iraq conflict when one his advisors tells him a Brazillian soldier has been killed

    Dubya is stunned and closed to tears. His advisors look at each other not knowing what to say when Big G asks 'How many is a Brazillian?'




    :grin:

    I wonder how bad this is going to get...:scratch:
     
  2. Gertlex

    Gertlex Banned

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    Oldest Joke Ever?
     
  3. Rabbitz

    Rabbitz IncGamers Member

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    That really has to be almost all of the, Why the long face jokes :p
     
  4. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Hopefully locked quickly. This isn't even a groaner.
     
  5. bladesyz

    bladesyz IncGamers Member

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    I thought it was pretty funny.
     
  6. {KOW}Spazed

    {KOW}Spazed Banned

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    As said before, this is at least 4 years old.

    And here I was thinking that people were realizing that "Bush is teh stoopid" jokes are all old and even if true he has done a few million times better than most of his criticizers.

    To redeem this thread I submit: this.
     
  7. Sir EvilFreeSmeg

    Sir EvilFreeSmeg Banned

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    Damn {KOW}, those are some hippy happy bunnies
     
  8. mhl12

    mhl12 IncGamers Member

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    i thought it was alright as well... i havent heard it before
     
  9. Croup

    Croup IncGamers Member

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    Two guys walked into a bar.

    The third one ducked.



    GROAN!!!!!
     
  10. Empired

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    What's brown and sounds like a bell?

    DUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGGG.


    (Okay, it doesn't really work on paper)
     
  11. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Probably that goddamn cornflakes one. That really sucks.
     
  12. squiggle

    squiggle IncGamers Member

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    When is a door not a door?
    When it's ajar.




    An
    Whats blue and and smell's of paint
    Blue Paint


    Those were some pretty **** ones i found with google
     
  13. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    What's big and white and looks like a refridgerator? A spoon in disguise.
     
  14. P2blr

    P2blr IncGamers Member

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    what's brown and sticky?

    a stick!


    why did they only make one Yogi Bear?

    cause they made a Boo Boo!
     
  15. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I like that one.
     
  16. mhl12

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    ok this is a really bad one.. prepare yourself

    so a rich man is speeding in his Ferrari and eventually completely totals the car. He gets out barely alive. An witness stops his car and rushes towards the driver. The witness says, "omg, are you alright?"

    the driver says, "Damn! my ferrari!"

    The witness suddenly looks down and sees that the driver severed his entire left arm and screams, "Dude you're missing an arm!"

    The driver looks down and jumps up and says, "Oh no! my rolex is gone!!!"


    ..that's right.. let your eyes bleed :evil:
     
  17. bladesyz

    bladesyz IncGamers Member

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    LOL, that one's great!
     
  18. DurfBarian

    DurfBarian IncGamers Member

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    Any joke that bothers Smeg is all right in my book! Therefore, here's my contribution:

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    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
     
  19. Intolerance

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    This is definitely one of the worst jokes ever:

    The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a well
    behaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager of
    the club was a little leery of this. When the Recreational Director
    said: "If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let
    them in?" The General Director agreed.

    The group of inmates came in and sat down. The Recreational Director
    shouted: "Stand up, nuts!" Everyone stood up. "Sit down, nuts!"
    Everyone sat down. "Look behind you, nuts!" Everyone turned around.

    Pleased with that, the General Manager let them in. About the third
    inning or so, he heard a tremendous commotion! People were running
    helter skelter. He asked what happened and was told that someone had
    called out: "Peanuts!"
     
  20. Ace_wanderer

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    I dont know abuot you but I would never attempt that in front of anyone.
     

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