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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Freet, Oct 20, 2006.

  1. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Module is laying on his couch drinking Gatoraide and watching a re-run of 'Debbie does Dallas' on the History Channel.

    He hears a bit of rain on the roof then a tornado passes by and knocks a tree down on his roof. Water is dripping right into his Gatoraide. Module hears a booming voice from the heavens saying....

    "Ooops, missed."

    Another tornado passes directly by his house and knocks another tree down on his roof. Module hears some loud creaks and the house starts leaning really hard. Your flat sceen tv, and you are about to get flattened more.

    The booming voice is heard again saying...

    "One more should do it..."

    What do you do? :shocked:



     
  2. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    Stay where I am; guy doesn't seem like a good shot. But turn on a camcorder just in case. My estate will be rich.
     
  3. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Lightning strikes camcorder and smokes it, and the fella holding it.

    Both Thyiad, and his get rich quick scheem, go up in smoke.



     
  4. Thyiad

    Thyiad Moderator Single Player, D2 Assassin, Barbarian

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    Luckily, Thyiad is female had the sense to sit the camera on a stand and not hold it and so survives. Or her estate (IE property on her death is rich).
     
  5. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    The booming voice from above speaks up again:

    "Crap! :undecided:"

    Thyiad gains a reprieve.

    This time. :wink:



     
  6. caddad

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    I've recovered from the tire rolling fiasco enough to gather up what's left of the beer money to bail MC out.

    The plan backfires when I come to my senses as I pass the nearest grocery store.

    /browses the isles.

    -D2netDad
     
  7. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Wise move. He probably would have jumped bail anyway.

    *points Dad to the beer isle.*



     
  8. WildBerry

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    No-one still has noticed either yours truly or his 6-pack of beer. Oh well. Might as well make myself comfy as I wait. *sits on the couch, waits for the envitable judgement of Freet*
     
  9. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    You can't go wrong with beer.

    *Sits with WB and discusses football, Hooters waitresses and, of course, beer.*



     
  10. Thelioness

    Thelioness IncGamers Member

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    *goes back inside*
    *hops on the computer to get directions to #2 rolling circle*
    *prints out the directions*
    *calls a cab*
     
  11. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    The cab driver says can't get you there. He charges you $20 for the waisted trip.

    Now what?



     
  12. Thelioness

    Thelioness IncGamers Member

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    *mutters something*
    *decides to have an English Muffin, (which is not really a muffin at all, and depending on who you believe, didn't originate in England) *
    *asks the ones that are left if they have any ideas*
     
  13. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Man, waisted trips suck. They're even worse than hipped ones.



     
  14. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    I wondered about that myself. That's why I went here:

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/waisted


    Edit: Never mind. I guess I should have read it too. :rolleyes:



     
  15. Module88

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    Oh. I forgot your definition of a house is this and not this. -_-'



     
  16. ffejrxx

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    *removes debris from around the tv and plugs pocket sized generator into so everyone can continue watching re-run of 'Debbie does Dallas' on the History Channel*
     
  17. Freet

    Freet IncGamers Member

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    Yes,

    Yes it is my definition. It is also yours for the purposes of this game anyway.

    So I ask again...Deal or no dea.....


    errrm, I meant...What do you do?



     
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    *Gorny decides not to take a drink of the beer infront of him, and instead dives under the couch, unplugs the lamp and with the lights out, slips through the trapdoor under the couch*
     
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    Gatoraide? :english:
     
  20. Thelioness

    Thelioness IncGamers Member

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    *walks outside with her coffee and english muffin and marvals at the damage the freak localized rainstorm did just a block over*
    *chuckes at the warning sign now dangling off from what is left of the fencing - "No Zombies Allowed" *
    *it appears that this is the only house in the neighborhood to be damaged by the storm*
    *bumps in to Gorney as she starts to leave*
     

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