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Who would win in a fight? Bruce Lee at his prime or . . . <

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Steve_Kow, Jun 13, 2005.

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  1. Steve_Kow

    Steve_Kow Banned

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    Who would win in a fight? Bruce Lee at his prime or . . .

    the U.S.M.C armed with combat knives?

    The rules are simple, Mr. Lee has to fight 5 marines per day until either he is defeated or he's gone through the entire corps. He may fight them all at once, or one-on-one. He has 24 hours to fight the 5, so he can take breaks in between fights. However, once a fight has begun it proceeds until either Lee or the marine(s) are dead.

    The Marines are armed with combat knives, Lee can disarm them, but he isn't allowed to actually use the knife.
     
  2. Dante Sparda

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    all hail garbad for he has a weapon that can kill bruce lee in instant

    his overwhelming thread polls kill bruce lee no matter what

    WAAATTAAAAAA!!!! (loves chicken sounding martial art attack)
     
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    Omikron8 IncGamers Member

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    Lee would pick them apart :)
     
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    I think the marines would at least wound him a little, I mean, they do have some pretty damn mean martial arts that they learn for close quarters / hand to hand combat.
     
  5. Steve_Kow

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    There's the rub. He has to fight 5 everyday--even if every Marine only lands an average of one good punch, or slashes him a bit with the knife, it'll add up quick.
     
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    Baek Doo San!
     
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    * insert 200-post flame war about the one-inch punch *
     
  8. Madness

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    Thanks! Now that we've got that covered.
    The gorilla wins.
     
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    Though Bruce Lee is the greatest fighter ever, unfortunately in this situation Bruce Lee will eventually lose.

    The odds are kinda stacked against him..
    More people, weapons and the relentless people?

    Bruce Lee Loses
     
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    Are the Marines not fighting at the time allowed to watch?

    If they cant see then Bruce will just use the same disarming move on all of them...

    BL wins.

    KnightFall
     
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    of course bruce lee would win. come on this is bruce lee and those are just marines. who cares if they have knives since they won't be able to use them due to the fact that bruce would avoid every hit.
     
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    well if it would have been some monk, maybee he would have a chance, but bruce lee ? dont get me wrong but isnt he rather a hiped up movie star than realy "THE" BEST fighter ever ?

    i mean you wouldnt say this about jeàn claude van damme, would you ?
     
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    Bruce Lee would take them apart. Standard military hand to hand doesn't stand much of a chance against a 10th degree Kung Fu master or whatever he is. 5 marines in a couple of minutes. If that. He wouldn't even work up a sweat.
     
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    you are telling me that bruce lee is not a good fighter?
    he invented a new style in kung fu.bruce lee was trained by monks.
     
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    now thats what i am talking about! :clap:
     
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    the marines would eventually beat him. If he had to fight 5 per day, the marines who knew they were going to fight him way down the road would be preparing themselves for the fight, and as time went on they would be getting better and better and eventually getting one or two good hits per day that would add up to bruce's eventual demise.
     
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    If Bruce Lee ages, he'll lose. There's too many marines. Even if he doesn't, after that many thousand, maybe one will get lucky. They can throw the knives, right?
     
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    How many guys are there actually in the USMC? Sooner or later, Bruce will get an injury.
    Besides, are the marines allowed to wear pads and such, or just trousers and the knife?
    I'd say the marines though
     
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    The fact is Bruce is a small man. He just can't hit hard enuf to cripple people fast enough. They WILL zerg him.

    Garbad
     
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    bah...nm....
     

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