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Who needs DNA?!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by toader, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. toader

    toader Banned

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    Who needs DNA?!

    Linx

    I found this kinda amusing, thought I would share it.

    Cop (squeezing implant): Yup, thats her alright.
    Other Cop: Better let me check Sarge....Yup, thats her.
     
  2. simplyLost

    simplyLost IncGamers Member

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    mm..

    man(to girlfriend): honey i think you should get breast implants.. just incase you get lost or something bad happens.. they'll be able to tell it's you..
    girlfriend(long look at boyfriend)
    man: meh.. it was worth a try..

    -Lost
     
  3. Anyee

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    Well, DNA testing is expensive and can take a long time, while an ID via something like a breast implants (which probably have a serial number that can be cross checked on a computer) is pretty cheap.
     
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    Gosh Anyee...your ruining the fun of a woman being identified by her breasts. :)
     
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    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    um... yea... maybe Anyee should refer to them as "booby implants" :xrollseye :xrollseye :xrollseye
     
  6. Anakha1

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    I love my work...

    *fondles Ash*

    Sorry, just wanted to make sure you're really who you say you are.
     
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    A murdered woman found rotting in some guy's basement, the body unrecognizable. Very amusing
     
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    not that, the boobie part.
     
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    Oh yea boobies my mistake.
     
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    Goodness sakes, he even made a skit to say whats funny!
     
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    haha maybe dodo is having a bad day.
     
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    Like being suspended. ;) Haha, jk. :innocent:
     
  13. Ash Housewares

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    dodo usually shows up to vent about something and isn't always agreeable, but obeys the rules, everybody needs to vent frustration from time to time
     
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    They used to match dental records before the widespread use of DNA testing. I think this is fine, assuming there IS some sort of unique identifier.
     
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    *fondles Steel*

    IMPOSTER!!!
     

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