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Who Do We Blame Durf On?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Munch, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. Munch

    Munch IncGamers Member

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    Who Do We Blame Durf On?

    I mean, we blame Durf for everything, but we can't blame him for him, can we?

    Can we?
     
  2. NightShade

    NightShade IncGamers Member

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    We can if he's his own grandfather.
     
  3. Shade

    Shade IncGamers Member

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    Blame Durf for himself. This creates a sense of solidity and permanance in the universe, that blaming Durf is the one true constant force.
     
  4. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    it was Durfette & Papa Durf, curse them
     
  5. toader

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    If only one day Durf will learn to blame himself, maybe the root of all problems will be gone.

    We can only drool and hope :drool:
     
  6. Dutchman

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    But the Durfs have no genetalia and reproduce only through sexless magic...

    wait a minute...........

    Dutch
     
  7. mudvaynefan

    mudvaynefan IncGamers Member

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    well, we blame durf on durf, since hes durf, hes responsible for himself, so therefore, we blame durf, like everything else in the world

    durf... i blame you for crappy television shows
     
  8. theBlackKnight

    theBlackKnight IncGamers Member

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    I blame the OTF on durf + Free*BANNED*
     
  9. axeil

    axeil IncGamers Member

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    Well we blame durf of course. Any straying from Durfism is a deadly sin and must be punished as such!
     
  10. Raft Boy

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    We blame Durf for Durf. Duh. :bonk:

    It's also Durf's fault that you're even asking this question. :flip:

    -Rafty
     
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    I blame beer for Durf. Or a lack of beer. Either way, I blame Durf for not supplying himself with a constant, steady stream of beer.
     
  12. DurfBarian

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    IIIII didn't do it! Huh hah hah hah hah hyuk! </Krusty>
     
  13. Killfrenzy

    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    see blaming durf for durf allows us to answer the question of "if durf is the root of all problems then what created durf?"

    Durf is not a physical being, durf is an ethereal presence that can briefly take control of a sentient beings body.
     
  14. Raft Boy

    Raft Boy IncGamers Member

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    Whoa, dude. That is so deep.

    *snaps fingers repeatedly and lights some incense*
     
  15. Ash Housewares

    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    so why doesn't he take over Whoopi Goldberg?
     
  16. DurfBarian

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    Have you ever smelled dredlocks up close? There's no way I'm going near that.
     
  17. Pierrot le Fou

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    "I am the alpha and omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end. I am the blame and I am the Durf, and the Durf is the blame and the blame is the Durf."

    - Book of Revelation

    And anyway, it's clear that the only reason we need to blame Durf for everything is because we keep perpetuating the belief in this antiquated deity of disaster by evoking his name every second. You're lucky he's a drunk, 'cuz usually if you speak his name 3 times he comes over and gives you a whooping, or steals all the beer from your fridge.
     
  18. AeroJonesy

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    *Empties the beer from his fridge*

    *Says "Durf...Durf...Durf*

    *Locks Durf in the room when he appears*

    *Flies to Japan and steals all of Durf's beer*

    Man, I so pwnedzored teh system.
     
  19. Pierrot le Fou

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    The guy can instantly appear across an ocean wearing nothing but a stupid grin and a pair of not-so-tidy tighty-whities, and you think he can't get out of a closet?

    Yeah, you sure pwnzered the system all right.
     
  20. Ash Housewares

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    you weren't informed of Durf's beer securty system?

    *drops house on Jonesy*
     

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