Which stall?

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Steve_Kow

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Which stall?

There are five stalls in the men's room at work, and I'd like your thoughts on which one is most likely to be more hygienic.

All five are in a row, with the first and last by the wall. I've noticed that typically, someone will choose either the first or last stall because that way the maximum number of people next to them is one, so a usual scenario looks like this:

Someone will take stall 1, and then the next guy will take 5, and then the third guy will take stall number 3 (to be as far away from the other two guys as possible).

By my logic, the only time stalls number 2 or 4 would be used is when the bathroom is nearing full capacity, which doesn't happen often. Ergo, there are signifigantly fewer asses in their on any given day.

I just got back from a hotel party, took down 1/2 a handle of takaa vodka (1.75 liters for $ 8.99) I've got to be in work in 6 hours. Will I be sober by then? All signs point to "no".
 
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Wuhan_Clan

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But the other guys might think like you just did.

And they would all go for stalls 2 and 4 and everyone would be sharing the same two bowls.

Btw, I always go for the middle one.
 
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Steve_Kow

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Wuhan_Clan said:
But the other guys might think like you just did.

And they would all go for stalls 2 and 4 and everyone would be sharing the same two bowls.

Btw, I always go for the middle one.
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I doubt they'd be so clever!
 
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Steve_Kow

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Oh Christ this aggravates me to no end...


There's this fat guy Gary where I work, and he always trys to talk to you when hes taking a crap. I'm standing by the urinal, and he's droning on and on about how Ronald Reagan was a democrat (he's a pretty stupid dude too) meanwhile he's farting and making all sorts of nasty noises.

I mean, isn't there a rule somewhere? If you're crapping, you keep your mouth shut.
 
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Wuhan_Clan

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In our dorm stalls, they post magazines (all kinds of magazines :uhhuh: ) behind the stall doors to keep us busy. Of course, that still doesn't stop anyone from making noises using body parts other then their mouths.
 
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Steve_Kow

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Well, if he pisses me off alot, and if there's nobody else in the bathroom, I just turn the light off as I leave.

But, I feel bad stranding him in there, so I always turn it back on in a second or two.

<---too nice for his own good.
 
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th5418

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Dude, i swera people SHOULDNT talk to others when they are pissing. Do girls have this rule? WHy do girls go to the bathroom with each other. Its a conspiracy.....
 
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toader

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Back in the frat days of college we always used to talk to each other while crapping.

It was kind of a pilot/co-pilot thing.

Anyways...drunk steve...if you really dont want your fat freind talking to you, then just make him feel uncomfortable.

Say something like: "Will this Viagra ever wear off?"
 
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Corneo

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I think its a general rule to not make any communications what so ever in the restroom. Go do your business then walk out.
 
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tintrail

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pilot/co-pilot.. sick man, truly sick. i think i woke my roomie up when i burst out laughing after reading that. :point: :innocent:

steve dude, definitely go for 2 or 4, and as for talking while crapping, man, there are some things you should just not do, never ever.
 
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