Which stall? There are five stalls in the men's room at work, and I'd like your thoughts on which one is most likely to be more hygienic. All five are in a row, with the first and last by the wall. I've noticed that typically, someone will choose either the first or last stall because that way the maximum number of people next to them is one, so a usual scenario looks like this: Someone will take stall 1, and then the next guy will take 5, and then the third guy will take stall number 3 (to be as far away from the other two guys as possible). By my logic, the only time stalls number 2 or 4 would be used is when the bathroom is nearing full capacity, which doesn't happen often. Ergo, there are signifigantly fewer asses in their on any given day. I just got back from a hotel party, took down 1/2 a handle of takaa vodka (1.75 liters for $ 8.99) I've got to be in work in 6 hours. Will I be sober by then? All signs point to "no".