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Whats wrong with my coconut?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Johnny, Oct 7, 2006.

  1. Johnny

    Johnny Banned

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    Whats wrong with my coconut?

    so I was in the mood for a coconut so I bought one. Today i decided to eat it so I bring out the tools provided to me by our lord and our savior Jesus Christ in order to conquer the coconut.

    I find the coconuts "eyes and nose" and drill holls in two of them only to find that there already is a hole in the 3rd one.

    I hold it over a drinking glass but the coconut is compleatly empty. My first idea was that some bastard had milked my coconut but then I break it open and inside I find what looks like an acorn.

    I espect the acorn further and find a small hole in it.

    Im baffled. What the hell is wrong with my coconut?
     
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    P2blr IncGamers Member

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    you killed its fetus, simple as that.
     
  3. superdave

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    have you dissected the "acorn" yet?
     
  4. HockeyChic

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    That would have been my next step.
     
  5. nebux

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    that coconut was hacked by someone else. beware at that acorn. is an alien that want to dominate all the coconuts.
     
  6. Johnny

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    Il get to disecting it in a short while.
     
  7. The Future now

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    I didn't know Sweden had Dewalt tools.
     
  8. Jigga-Scrooge

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    ive never seen a tool like that before. its wierd shaped. is it just a drill?

    about the coconut, you know how they get those ships in the bottles?
     
  9. Johnny

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    The drill is the mother of all concrete drills.


    Does quite well against coconuts too.
     
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    AAAACK!!!! The acornut!!!!

    Run man! Run!!!!!!
     
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    Too late.



    BOOOOOOOOM
     
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    Half the ones I see at the shop have a hole in them, if you want the milk you have to check first.

    As for the acorn... beats me.

    That's not a knife, now THAT's a knife.

    OMG, coconut hax!
     
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    looks like a defective coconut...take it back to the store and complain.
     
  14. masterazn

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    Just so you know, that is not how you open a coconut. You use a big knife and chop away at one end of the coconut so that the skin comes off and you get to the white bark-like texture inside. Then, you use the knife and cut at that to make a small hole. Drink the liquid and then cut it up to eat the meat.
     
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    I would really advice against that. I once drank the milk before opening the coconut. Then when I opened it the meat inside was all rotten and I got really sick.

    need to check the insides quality before drinking the milk.

    What i do is drill the holes open. Pour the milk into a glass. Insert the knife into one of the holes and then beat the knife carefuly with the hammer. Making the coconut split in two with very little effort.
     
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    im going to agree with the OMG HAX Theory.
     
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    It was mass duped.
     
  18. masterazn

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    That's how it's done in all parts of Asia that I've been to. It's simple, fast, easy. You can tell if a coconut is rotten/bad from the outside.
     
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    Yeah, I wikied coconut when reading this post. Came up with this image on the page.
     
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    Well, I see you've played knifey-spooney before.
     

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