Whats wrong with my coconut? so I was in the mood for a coconut so I bought one. Today i decided to eat it so I bring out the tools provided to me by our lord and our savior Jesus Christ in order to conquer the coconut. I find the coconuts "eyes and nose" and drill holls in two of them only to find that there already is a hole in the 3rd one. I hold it over a drinking glass but the coconut is compleatly empty. My first idea was that some bastard had milked my coconut but then I break it open and inside I find what looks like an acorn. I espect the acorn further and find a small hole in it. Im baffled. What the hell is wrong with my coconut?