What is the most embarrassing thing you have said?

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What is the most embarrassing thing you have said?

I am not sure if it is the most embarrassing, but it certainly is in the top five.

It was when I was 16 and working as a shelf stocker in a large grocery store. I was newly out and still very nervous around men I was attracted too. I was down on my knees stocking the bottom shelf on an aisle. It was summer and this gorgeous man walks up, shirt open, golden skin. I look up from my kneeling position and I am just stunned. I mean to say “How can I be a service to you?†what actually came out was “Can I service you?†I was mortified. He said very politely for the situation, said no thank you or some such and turned around and walked away.

I ran to the backroom and stayed there for at least a half hour hoping he had left the store before I came out.


So that is one of mine, how about yours?

 

[Dondrei]

Re: What is the most embarrassing thing you have said?

I switched departments and several months later a girl I used to work with regularly joined one of our regular meetings. She had put on a fair bit of weight and without thinking about it I said "so when's the big day?", or something to that effect. As soon as it left my lips I realised. And this was in front of everybody.

Thank god everyone chose that moment to start talking as well, so my comment was drowned out and she missed it.

 

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Re: What is the most embarrassing thing you have said?

I am not sure if it is the most embarrassing, but it certainly is in the top five.

It was when I was 16 and working as a shelf stocker in a large grocery store. I was newly out and still very nervous around men I was attracted too. I was down on my knees stocking the bottom shelf on an aisle. It was summer and this gorgeous man walks up, shirt open, golden skin. I look up from my kneeling position and I am just stunned. I mean to say “How can I be a service to you?†what actually came out was “Can I service you?†I was mortified. He said very politely for the situation, said no thank you or some such and turned around and walked away.

So now what do you? Shove them to the floor, rip their clothes off, and have at it? :crazyeyes:


I don't think I've ever said anything too embarrassing (for me, anyway), but I was in speech class and the guy giving his speech was talking about cloning and said something along the lines of, "with better knowledge of DNA, we could cure disease, reduce the effects of extinction by cloning, and improve orgasms. ****. Organisms!" There was no saving himself.