What happened to the 90s?

Johnny

Banned
What happened to the 90s?

One moment the world is all about terminator, alien and diehard flicks. Zombie movies where religions and everything was nice and dandy. Porn was on relabeled hidden VHS tapes and magazines with naked women could actualy afford more than 2 models per issue and they did'nt need to have 4/5 pages as adverts. I remember a time when if you needed a game you walked down to the local videogame store that carried some 10 titles for each platform and if one of them was'nt the game you where looking for then you could forget about that game and move on.

I remember a time when if you wanted cheats for a PC game, you bought random PC magazines and then hoped it contained them in between reviews and advertising.

A time when cartoons did'nt all consist of overhyped manga crap where everyone had eyes covering half their face and when you did'nt have chicks with high heels fighting demons with various makeup kit items. Back when a hero was a rugged mans man that looked like Tom Selleck and wore transforming battlesuit armor that was teleported down from a space station. Back when men where heroes that fought evil and then showered together but no one thought any more of it because homosexuality had'nt been invented yet.
 

WildBerry

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

If you ever publish a historiographical title, I'll be sure to buy it for motivational purposes.
 

buttershug

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

*ducks queitly out of the thread before anyone remembers that I've asked, "What happened to the 70's?"*
 

krischan

Europe Trade Moderator
Re: What happened to the 90s?

I just had a glance at the 2007 cinema releases and I found perhaps 3 interesting movies. In the 80s and 90s it were about 5 times as many. I guess I'm getting old as well...

We also didn't have Chuck Norris jokes at that time - well, at least not in the 80s.
 

Dondrei

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

One moment the world is all about terminator, alien and diehard flicks. Zombie movies where religions and everything was nice and dandy. Porn was on relabeled hidden VHS tapes and magazines with naked women could actualy afford more than 2 models per issue and they did'nt need to have 4/5 pages as adverts. I remember a time when if you needed a game you walked down to the local videogame store that carried some 10 titles for each platform and if one of them was'nt the game you where looking for then you could forget about that game and move on.

I remember a time when if you wanted cheats for a PC game, you bought random PC magazines and then hoped it contained them in between reviews and advertising.

A time when cartoons did'nt all consist of overhyped manga crap where everyone had eyes covering half their face and when you did'nt have chicks with high heels fighting demons with various makeup kit items. Back when a hero was a rugged mans man that looked like Tom Selleck and wore transforming battlesuit armor that was teleported down from a space station. Back when men where heroes that fought evil and then showered together but no one thought any more of it because homosexuality had'nt been invented yet.
Someone went back in time and turned it into the 80s without you noticing.

Probably a pair of slackers from San Dimas.



 

llad12

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

What happened to the '90's?

The same thing that happened to a thread I was just posting in about some dude with a '95 Plymouth.

It went away.
 

buttershug

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

What happened to the '90's?

The same thing that happened to a thread I was just posting in about some dude with a '95 Plymouth.

It went away.

You mean puppies wasn't an Asian cougar looking for some young white bois?

I'm sure you would agree with me that I'm three times as good as an 18 year old.



 

Gertlex

Banned
Re: What happened to the 90s?

I liked the part where I was a kid. Well that's pretty much the whole decade right there.
 

Dondrei

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: What happened to the 90s?

The time when I was a kid was the perfect time to be a kid. I say this with complete objectivity.
 
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