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Vin Diesel Facts!

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  1. Donkey Button

    Donkey Button IncGamers Member

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    Vin Diesel Facts!

    Anything and everything about Vin Diesel


    Some of those have brought me to tears.

    "Vin Diesel does not have to spawn more overlords" is my favorite so far.

    France doesn't have a word for Vin Diesel. They wanted one but he wouldn't let them have it.

    hahahahahahahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Vin Diesel understands 42
     
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    Have you seen his breakdancing video on EBaum's?
     
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    Vin Diesel challenged Jesus to a race across the Atlantic and would have won had he not been eaten by a giant whale. After he murdered it to death from the inside, he emerged in the South Pacific and found the island from Lost, and rescued everybody.
     
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    CUBA LIBRE!

    I've got a bad feeling about this...
     
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    Upon seeing Vin Diesel's groin, one is transported to 16th century Prussia.

    And a link to a film script. Sample:
    Code:
    FADE IN:
    
    EXT. TOTALLY EXTREME ROAD!!
    
    EXTREME CLOSE-UP - MOVIE TITLE ON VIN DIESEL'S NECK
    
    VIN DIESEL drives a senator's car off a bridge, parachutes
    out, and TOTALLY chugs a MOUNTAIN DEW in midair.
    
                         EXTREME VIN DIESEL
                I'm totally driving this car over
                this bridge in order to stick it to
                the man, embodied by some random
                authority figure who specifically
                hates skateboarders. Nobody hates
                extreme sports and video games in my
                town!
     
  7. Ash Housewares

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    I think Asia Argento has more lines in this version than she did in the movie
     
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    since we're talking about Vin i thought it was worth mentioning that he is making a movie based on Hannible (the one from the 2nd and 3rd Punic wars, not the eat your face guy). And while i was skeptical at first once i learned that he was directing, writing, staring and all that jazz and had a real desire and love for the project (he turned down millions of dollars to instead make a cheaper movie that was more character driven, go figure) i have hope for it.

    though in Fast and Furious his acting was akin to a robot, a bad robot.
     
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    elephants? check
    Vin Diesel? check

    let's make some magic
     
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    you forgot a searing and undying hatred for the Romans. thats a key.

    bloody Romans...
     
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    lol

    But why dont they do these thing with cool actors? I mean, who can compare to Wesley Snipes in Blade? :teeth:
     
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    Romans rock.

    Vin Diesel ate my house just to prove that he could.
     
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    omg, blade... never seen a more boring "action" movie

    half of the time there s no action at all, but some pathetic tries to spin a plot noone wants to see, it should be a action film, after all !
     
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    wierd vampires, sunglasses and cooler swords than Kill Bill. do you know what you are talking about? :D
     
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    In 1663, Vin Diesel beat a notorious pirate captain at cards in the basement of a London pub. When the captain accused him of cheating, Vin Diesel promptly killed him by shooting a stream of fire from his mouth. The resulting blaze destroyed most of London, as Vin remained in his seat. When the police attempted to arrest him, he punched the nearest policeman hard enough to catapult his skull out of the back of his head, which leveled the nearby orphanage it struck.

    Diesel was good in Saving Private Ryan. I was always more of a Shaq Diesel fan anyway.
     
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    LOL i liked that one
     
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    i dunno who came up with this, but its hilarious.



    phil
     
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    Annoying message length. -_-
     
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    This website is so ****ing great.

    Vin Diesel invented the Accordion, but it was originally meant to be, solely, a murder weapon. It wasnt until 1913 that it began being used as an instrument. Vin has accepted this and has no bitter feelings towards the French.
     
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    "Vin Diesel is the Goatse man. "

    I knew it!
     

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