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USWEST NL 40 High Rune Giveaway

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  1. BER

    BER IncGamers Member

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    USWEST NL 40 High Rune Giveaway

    I got it...

    Im going to have 2 catagories for competitions.


    Funniest Joke

    1st Prize - 9 High Runes

    2nd Prize - 6 High Runes

    3rd Prize - 5 High Runes


    Funniest Screenshot(Doesnt have to be diablo)

    1st Prize - 9 High Runes

    2nd Prize - 6 High Runes

    3rd Prize - 5 High Runes
     
  2. CookiesnCream

    CookiesnCream IncGamers Member

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    Jokes are fun :)





    A hippie is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. But she just happens to be a nun. He decides to approach her anyways and says: "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life so will you have sex with me?" The nun looks startled and then says "No I have given my body to god and cannot have sex with you". She prompty leaves the bus afterwards. The hippie is pretty disappointed and then the bus driver turns around and says "Hey I couldn't help overhearing, but I know how you can get that nun to do it with you." The hippie is ecstatic and asks "How?" The bus driver responds with "Well, everyday wednesday at midnight she goes to the cemetary to pray to god. So you can dress up like god and then order her to have sex with you". The hippie thinks this is a good idea and leaves the bus. So next wednesday at midnight, the hippie is dressed in a black cloak and a glow-in-the-dark mask and hides behind a tombstone. And sure enough at midnight, the nun arrives and starts praying to god. The hippie then jumps out and says "I am God, I order you to have sex with me!" The nun then says "I will do it with you since you ordered it but I must keep virginity with the church so I will only have anal sex". The hippie thinks this is still good and proceeds to "get it on". After they're done, the hippie throws off his mask and his cloak and says "hahaha I'm the hippie!". Then the nun turns around and says "hahaha, I'm the bus driver!"
     
  3. ArchAngel Tiberrius

    ArchAngel Tiberrius Banned

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    Two grannies are sitting out the front of a retirement home. They light up some cigarettes, and it begins to rain. One gran pulls a condom out of her pocket, snips off the end and places it over the cigarette and continues to smoke. "What's that?" asks the other gran "It's a condom" the first replies. "Where do you get them from?" "Any chemist". Next day the 2nd gran hobbles into a chemist and goes to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy a packet of condoms" The pharmacist is a little embrassed cos' she is over 80 years old. "What type would you like maam?" he asks. "I don't care as long as they fit a camel" came the grans reply
     
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    He's having a give away and I guess the funny stuff is just for determining a winner.
     
  6. jordy666

    jordy666 IncGamers Member

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    too bad i just cleared my D2 screenie folder :(

    guess il have to use this one :D

    clicky

    i am MLD-jordy a lvl 49 WW-barb, he was a lvl 89 doom using liberator

    joke:

    A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats.

    "Well," says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."

    "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's this one?" Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

    "All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes - it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I just yell 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come a runnin.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."

    The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "Ah, that's so easy," said the momma. "Then I calls them by their last names."​

    -jordy :king:
     
  7. ArchAngel Tiberrius

    ArchAngel Tiberrius Banned

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    Nice screenshot Jordy, was rather entertaining.
     
  8. sahlakh

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    A couple of screenies for the competition:

    http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~eeaslaht/bolo/shotit/public_teamwork_sorcs.jpg

    Just after 1.10 patch arrived. Self-explatory pic. :)

    http://people.cc.jyu.fi/~eeaslaht/bolo/shotit/banenscreeni.jpg

    This one is a bit harder. Classic hardcore, can't remember which patch.

    Hane-DSK tries to PK one of the sorcs, but accidentally kill his friend. In the meanwhile his other friend keeps killing monsters with Iron maiden curse, and because Hane is hostile to the nec, he gets the curse as well, and ends up killing himself to a crusher monster pack. A lesson how to PK, lol. Pretty hilarious if you ask me. :D
     
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    That second screenie looks to be from Europe, but is the first from Asia by any chance? OMG-Snifouch...I know someone that calls all their chars OMG-Duck (Hammerdin), OMG-Cold (Blizzsorc), OMG-Hot (Meteor Sorc) etc...
     
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    I forgot OMG-SosoCold (no edit button...)
     
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    sahlakh IncGamers Member

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    Nope, the first pic is from Europe as well.
     
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    Well, I can never remember jokes .. but I can remember a limerick I heard about 40 years ago..


    Ruth rode upon my motorbike
    directly back of me.
    I hit a bump at sixty-five
    and rode on ruthlessly

    I know... but does having a mildly warped sense of humor count?

    sorry to see you are going to quit for awhile.. good luck in your endevors, and thank you for your generosity.
     
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    Whoa... weird. Was their a hickup or something? I wrote a joke and now it's gone. I wrote two PMs and it's like they never happened either.
     
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    joke

    Joke #1: so a guy walks into a bar and says "OUCH!"

    Joke #2: so a fish swims into a wall and says "DAM!"

    Joke #3: so a guy swims into a fish and says "BAR!"
     
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    linky

    i am spoOked, a very cheap ww-sin vs decked out astreons/ bugged tal/ exile/ 10 pcombat smiter

    -jordy :king:
     
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    This guy is trying to fool people into thinking he can dupe. He is either dumb or lazy. He even goes and buys the pots from Akara while you are waiting in the game.

    Silly Nub
     
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    nice mapHACK :evil:

    -jordy :king:
     
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    Thanks for the love and support jordy.

    This isn't my screenshot I got it of another site. I can pm you a link if you really need it.

    Lots of love,

    Duff
     

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