Unimportant breaking news OMFG the DNA is SNAFU and the FBI can't fix it. ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PMSNBC, HLN, HSN and TLC are in a tizzy! It's just an evil republican plot by Rove. Cheney's using his doomsday device to steer the coming Cat-12 hurricane to Florida to kill black people and Rove doesn't want anybody to pay attention. Those bastards.