Ugliest man in sports?

Garbad_the_Weak

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Ugliest man in sports?

It just occurred to me -- with Sam Cassell retiring, someone else needs to claim his title for the ugliest man in the NBA (if not the entire world). He has had the title on lock for the last 16 seasons, so let's check out some of his classic shots:

First, his publicity shot. Whoever took that photo is good at their job, that's all I gotta say.


Here some others more like it:









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So who will claim the title now that Sam I Am has retired? I am thinking its either gonna be Kaman:





or Jaokim Noah.





I'll go with Noah because at least he is so high all the time he doesn't give a ****. Kaman is just butt.
 

Croup

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

Tyler Kennedy of the Pittsburgh Penguins.

But you're right on Garbad, Sam Cassell was a ****ing alien. And Jaokim Noah look like Juwanna Man.
 

HegemonKhan

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

i have no idea about ugliest..man...

first of all, i'm not interested in looking at ugly people.

second of all, i'm only interested in looking at hot girls :D

i only pay attention to what a hot girl looks like:D

for a hetero-sexual guy:

all males are ugly, but some females are hot :D
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as for the most HATED man in sports:

for me:

1. OJ simpson, for his first crime of murdering wife and that other guy. (not the 2nd crime that he was just recently convicted of, that was a complete 100% UN-just conviction and criminal itself)

2. micheal vick. i love dogs. i don't care about people as much, but some one who brutally murders dogs, surely is a danger to humanity and should be executed or locked up for life....unfortunately, the rest of human society doesn't agree as he's not dead or rotting his entire/rest of his life away in jail. :( :( :(

i'd love to see him (micheal vick) and that russian guy (in the other thread) in the colloseum of rome trying to kill each other...and whoever wins doesn't matter, because we let some animal (lion or whatever) tear them both to shreads and eat em up and than poop em out.

3. EVERY SINGLE ATHLETE WHO CHEATED. all the baseball players taking steroids (far too many to name), marion jones taking steroids, etc....

4. etc...
 

HegemonKhan

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

try to tell that to the brutally murdered dead dogs.....

i will NEVER settle down to murder and some one who murders.

i'd hope u take a hard look at what side (good or evil) u wanna be on.

because if i witness u murdering or harming a dog in any way, i will torture u in such a way to make hitler, saddam, stalin, mao, african warlords, etc.. squirm and be nervous and "losing their bowels"

statement from a dog lover
 

pancakeman

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

I know of a couple ugly guys, but they cannot compete with the level of quality, butt-fugliness of the above athelets. I salute them and their god-awful looks.

I was about to call into question Johnny's suggestion of Kluft, but I'm actually fairly sure she is a man, so I decided not to.


EDIT: Frank Schleck isn't an ugly guy, but he won one stage in the Tour and the same terrible picture has been circulating every since. Behold.
 
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HegemonKhan

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

i know...but i think that making a new thread jsut for a quick "quip" would be worse....

and humur has "jursidiction" for any thread in my view :D
 

lAmebAdger

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

i think your post was rather 80% seriousness about people that aren't "the ugliest man in sports"

and that was my kwik kwip
 

HegemonKhan

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

whoa...jsut realized ash warehouse has a new avatar pic...thingy, lol :D :D

much better looking, if i may say so from the last one.. :D
 

BAMFSpecialOps

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

HegemonKhan either really likes smilies, is a member of PETA, or just likes rambling on for his post count to go up...
 

HegemonKhan

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

if i was to be a member of peta, it would be done just as a cover to get close to pamela anderson :p

his avatar pic did change! i was taken by surprise and expressed it. don't read more into to something than there is to it :D

i do like the smiles...................^

and about animals, i only care about some and certain animals, cows for example, i don't care one bit about them. boring animals....all they do is eat grass eat grass their entire lives....i can't feel disturbed by what we do to them unless of course i was to in-person actually see what's being done. but that's true of any graphic harm through violence. i'd be just as traumatized if i was a soldier in war and saw my buddy get his head shot/blown off or if he steped on a land mine or IED exploded etc.. or it could be a crime...me and my friend could be walking down the street and get caught in a drive by by gang members and my friend get's shot ...etc...
 

BAMFSpecialOps

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Re: Ugliest man in sports?

You would be the person that would still want Pamela...Someone should feel sorry for that pony and put her down...
 
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