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This is the greatest and best post in the world... tribute.

Long time ago me and my laptop here,
We was surfin' down the long and lonesome net.
All of a sudden, there appeared Diablo,
In the middle of the screen.

And he said! Post the best post in the world,
Or I'll eat your soul (and bios).

Well me and my laptop, I looked at the screen.
And I said, Okay!

And I made the first post that came to my head,
Just so happened to be,
The best post in the world,
It was the best post in the world.

Look into my screen and it's easy to see,
One and one make two,
One and ten make three,
In Binary.

Once every hundred-thousand hits or so,
When the site doth ping and the page doth load
And the net's not slow-oh...

Needless to say,
Diablo was stunned.
Snap-crack went his bone prison,
And the beast was done.

He asked us:
"Be you NPCs?"
And we said:
We are but men
Of Rock!"
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not the greatest post in the world, no no!
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember the greatest post in the world, yeah.
This is a tribute, oh.

To the greatest post in the world, all right!
It was the greatest post in the world, all right!
And it was the absolutely best post in the world,
The greatest post in the world!

Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
Fligu wene mamamana Diablo!
(guitar solo)

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The post we wrote that fateful night it didn't actually look
Anything like this post!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there!
Just a matter of opinion.
Oh yeah!
Good God, God lovin' ,
So surprised to find you can't stop me.

O hallelujah I'm found!
All right!
All right!

Puck Nutty

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I love that song. Tenacious D is touring Canada, but I won't be able to check them out.

The Pick of Destiny looks pretty funny, though.


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The post count is par for the course. His word count is still 1.2X whatever Ash has racked up.

I take full credit* for "smappange" by the way. It was supposed to be "spammage."

* blame