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Top Ten Rejected Monster Names/Mods

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  1. Tam Snotthrower

    Tam Snotthrower IncGamers Member

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    Top Ten Rejected Monster Names/Mods

    Rejected Unique Monster names

    We all know Blizzard lets the computer randomly pick names from a pool when spawning unique monsters. Here are some combinations and even whole names ruled out by the design team early on, as well as a few of the less than impressive super unique monsters that didn't make the final cut.

    10. Puke Puke the Puke
    9. Sissy Maul
    8. Prescott the Helpful
    7. YOUR_MOTHER
    6. Ronald the Artery Buster
    5. Glpuymihlifitigserpaksomath
    4. Pancreas Rocket the Unsure
    3. Gallet the Idiot
    2. Prism Nostril
    1. Goose Barnacle the Sniffer

    Top Ten Rejected monster mods

    Everyone knows how annoying Fire Enchanted is now, and most can recall the hell that was MS + LE + CE/FE + Con. It wasn't always this scary.
    In addition to DeSeis' "Thieving" mod which was removed before 1.04, here are some mods that got cut very early on.

    10. Extra Annoying
    9. Super Talkative
    8. Waterproof
    7. Immune to Logic
    6. ISO 9000 Compatible
    5. Environmentally Sound
    4. Bilingual
    3. Polite
    2. Benign
    1. S#[email protected]
     
  2. Dracoy

    Dracoy IncGamers Member

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    :scratch: Is this satire... I dont really get why its that funny


    Good ideas though :drool:
     
  3. CyberHawk

    CyberHawk IncGamers Member

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    LOL....waterproof, funny stuff:)
     
  4. th5418

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    Your humor is......weak.
     
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    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    actually immune to logic did make the final cut...it was given to the seond most terrible monster of all (lag is #1!)...THE AVERAGE BNETTER!
     
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    I was going to do a whole 'WhineForce - Gripe Bow' thing...and then I realized I'm just overtired, not stupid.

    For what it's worth, I'm going to start calling Diablo Clone "Prescott the Helpful".

    -SoulTorn D. proving himself wrong
     
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    Wuhan_Clan IncGamers Member

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    That's actually pretty good.:thumbsup:
     
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    GameFellow IncGamers Member

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    So, when they rejected these monster mods they probably decided to give them to Cain...He can be annoying at times and waaayyyy to talkative.

    Thanks tam...made me grin!
     
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    Now THAT is scary!
     

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