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Top Ten Reasons

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  1. myolosolo

    myolosolo IncGamers Member

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    Top Ten Reasons

    Top Ten Reasons to be Canadian:

    1. It beats being an American.

    2. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

    3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

    4. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

    5. Where else can you travel 1,000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

    6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.

    7. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

    8. You can kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.

    9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

    10. The only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.




    The Top Ten Reasons to be American:

    1. You can have a woman president without electing her.

    2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.

    3. You can call Budweiser beer.

    4. You can be a crook and still be president.

    5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.

    6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.

    7. You get to be really obese.

    8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

    9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".

    10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

    10a. When you're not.

    10b. At all.




    The Top Ten Reasons to be English:

    1. Two World Wars and One World Cup-doo-dah, doo-dah...

    2. Proper beer.

    3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.

    4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.

    5. Union jack underpants.

    6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.

    7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.

    8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.

    9. Ditto changing underwear.

    10. Beats being Welsh.
     
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    Sorry, but Canadians have no room to talk. They unleashed the horror that is Celine Dion on the world.
     
  3. myolosolo

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    We didn't want her so we sent her to an inferior country.
     
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    Get back in your igloo. We're busy running the world.
     
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    lmao, If you are running the world then why do you not know your history and learn canadians don't live in igloo's. That is so American of you, no wonder 85% of the world hates and kills americans, even some of your ppl kill your own. NOW THAT IS FUNNY. You need to learn that american ranks far down the list to Canada. Last time I checked which was not long ago, USA was 14th where Canada was 8th. So go back to your cousin billy and make children.
     
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    What the hell's that supposed to mean? I thought this was a joke thread. And its not like people in other countries don't commit murder. ..

    /me smells a troll...

    bah, I like my Candu-powered Igloo and my rabid attack beavers.

     
  7. myolosolo

    myolosolo IncGamers Member

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    I am still joking, but munchy here is having a bad day. shhh I don't think he can take a joke.
     
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    It was a joke. Maybe if youd stop eating tacos all day youd understand.


    This makes absolutly no sense what-so-ever. Like Xenon said, everyone had murders, its not a nationality trait. Oh and another thing, did you know that 73% of all statistics people make up on the spot to prove their own idiocracy? Or was it 74%? Anyways, Im sure you arent guilty of this, so please direct me to the "What Percent of the World Hates America" website so I can see where you get your evidence from.

    "The List" huh? Again, will you please direct me to what "list" youre referring to? Is this maybe the list you have scribbled on your bathroom wall at home in your igloo?

    Oh yea? Well why dont you Canadians just go stand and watch your silly Eifel Tower all day then!!


    Ok Listen Beavis-
    If you want to post funny jokes, fine. The list was funny. The thread was funny. But it wasnt funny when you started acting like an asshat and generally making Canadians look bad. :wave:
     
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    Pwnage, p|-|33|2 him!
     
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    Reasons why Canada should be aborted

    1.) Celion Dion
    2.) Bryan Adams
    3.) the word "Eh"
    4.) It's too frickin cold
    5.) Their mascot/ symbol is a leaf.........a leaf.........

    Thats aboot it.

    Reasons why America should be exalted

    1.) The movie: Terminator (1,2, and 3) (Arnold is American)
    2.) Mettallica (sp) :yep:
    3.) The funniest beer commercials ever :drink:
    4.) The invention of "Tex-Mex"
    5.) Pantera :yep:
    6.) and........... where is the company that created "The game that shall not be mentioned" based????


    thought so....
     
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    Let us not forget Mr. Dean Kamen and his amazingly benefitial invention to society. He is American also, from NY.

    The Invention of all Inventions
     
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    You completely ruined your own thread with this load of bile and venom.

    It even lamer when you try to justify writing this garbage as "just a joke".
     
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    Wow...someone needs to read up on quoting!!

    What list? List of country size? Gross Income? Overall Goodness?

    we dont advertise on the news here in America, we do that during commercial breaks.

    I tell someone that 73% of all statistics are made up after they have obviously just made up a random statistic of their own (85%) and he asks me where I got that number from?

    *bangs head on the wall*


    :wave:


    Yay more statistics!!! Since you cant see my body Ill tell you what its doing. 93% of my body is gesturing that it was a joke. The other 7% is humping Billy.


    The original poster of this thead claims that someone made fun of his country "first"....brilliant. Hey, do you realize that since you started this thread, you are the "first." I havent yet to make fun of Canada. Both Munch and myself (whom you have horribly misunderstood) have been making fun of you this whole time....and its been great fun.


    Now...BE GONE. Go back to your Canada with all your stupid pyramids.
     
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    I couldn't careless, join the hate club against me and maybe you can be the president or something like that. And it was a joke....blab blab blab blab....blab
     
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    I wonder what that'd be like, to have a pyrimidal igloo with a moat of beer.
    The one major thing I love about Canada is our free medicare.

    Myolo, the only reason there might be a hate club against you, is (as someone already pointed out) you massacred your own thread. "Just kidding" only goes so far.

    For example: You and your buddy are sitting by the fire. You reach into the fire, take a nice red-hot branch and brand him in the face with it. How far do you think "just kidding" would go there?
     
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    I live in america, but I am sooo embarrassed to be american I am pretending to be canadian to look good.
     
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    Uh, yeah. Solo, could you shut up please? You're making Canadians look really bad.
     
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    Wheres Ahnuld when you need him? This thread needs to be terminated.
     

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