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Top 10 military slogans we wish we had

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Sir EvilFreeSmeg, Oct 26, 2006.

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    Top 10 military slogans we wish we had

    10. We don't like collateral damage, but it helps to stay the @#$% out of out way

    9. Total destrucion in 30 minutes or the next one is free

    8. Often mistaken for the Wrath of God

    7. We kill foreigners so you don't have to

    6. If everything is exploding around you, that's probably us

    5. Dictator got you down? Ask about our new "regime change" policy

    4. Just point at what you want dead

    3. Trying to win hearts and minds, but willing to splatter them if necessary

    2. When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight

    1. We're from the government and we're here to kill you.

    And while I'm at it:
    Nuke the moon!
































    This post brought to you in honor of that lovable bastard Patton.
     

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