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Too many serious topics!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Luckymofo, Jul 14, 2010.

  1. Luckymofo

    Luckymofo IncGamers Member

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    Too many serious topics!

    AS the title said; there are too many serious topics! Sure, it's important to know about them and talk about them, but no light hearted topics to balance them out? WT-!?

    end rant

    side note: I like BF2 bad company 2 but the guns are ugly and the sniper rifles are just too weak unless u get lucky with headshots, unlike CoD:MW where a barret will kill with 1 long shot to chest.
     
  2. Rawness

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    side note:
    :yes::yes::yes::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
    Catharine MacKinnon
    :yes::yes::yes::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:


    Is that true, or is that false? Did the red herring tell you so?

    The Pink Bird Mental Institute...

    Mirra's men pretended to be hospital wardens,
    "THE FLESH... THE FLESH... I think I died
    I think I am dead.
    I don't know... I don't know..
    Death is coming
    It's coming ... THEY'RE HERE... they're here... get away... get away... I'm gonna hurt you. I'm gonna hurt you.

    They said I was an escaped mental patient.
    Diagnosis: Paranoid schizophrenia.
    You are insane, psychotic.
    You have to eat plenty of pills to get better.

    They lied that I had killed my girlfriend
    John Mirra came to mock me in the bathroom mirror
    The flamingo was with him.
    Mirra claimed my girlfriend had turned evil, joined him.
    I smashed the mirror. I'd kill them all
    _____________________________________________
    Freeze! Oh no... noo... noo... oh god.. Sharon... baby...Nooooooo!!!!!!.
    Stranded in the dark and violent night. Dick Justice.
    A lone, hardboiled fugitive cop framed for the murder of his wife, on a quest for vengeance through the criminal underworld through the criminal heart of darkness

    The rain was coming down like all the angels in heaven had decided to take a piss at the same time.
    In a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors. They had killed the love of my life. They were gonna pay.

    The night was grim as death, I felt right at home.
    Dope-peddling murders in their expensive suits were crawling out at the woodwork all around me..
    The only suit they were gonna wear after tonight... was body bags...

    "It's dick Justice... get 'im"...
    Dick Justice: "your trial will be held at the city morgue"
    I had a permanent constipated grimace on my face.
    I was revenge, personafied.
     
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  3. MYK

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    I prefer sniper rifles that kill game characters when they only get hit in the arm or leg. It makes it so much more realistic and immersive and believable. Also, they must auto-aim to perfect head-shots when I'm slightly inebriated and can't quite aim for the hands and feet. Also, they should shoot rockets out of the scoop, because... well, why the hell not.

    This is my most serious post ever. Not any of that silly stuff that I post in the actual game section, because games are pretty serious, but this is on another level than those. You best recognize the seriousness of which I'm laying down these keystrokes.

    How light hearted do you want to go with this? What about - What about if the moon was a giant cheese wheel and the CIA combined with NASA to keep the cheese out of American hands just to smite the French! This isn't even my car, it's property of the World Bank - That money goes to Italy!

    I don't know what sort of cabbage water you drink in your town, but outside, in the real world, it's a lot more sour and disgusting than Just Like Mom Used To Make. I'd rather eat pig apples and horse tails than taste that spaghetti, no matter how free or how little I taste of it through the feeding tube.

    When I lay down sometimes, my bed makes a big "Boing" sound. I'd like to think that somewhere, on the other side of the would, at the exact same time, someone here's something that goes "Gniob", and they totally can't figure out what it was because they were just getting up.

    One guy I worked for used to wear hair nets like he was working at a food restaurant, but we were working in Home Depot. Later on, he would take the hair net off and we could all see that silly line across his head where the net was too tight. Laugh at your boss. Laugh often, because he's getting paid a lot more than you are.

    And don't eat Banana Oil. You might get sick. We all know about your allergies.
     
  4. boogyman19946

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    I'd like to mention that I'm not racist. I hate everybody equally.
     
  5. Rawness

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    Bad variant of W.C fieldings words... (I am free from prejudice, I hate everybody equally)
    .. but i am just petty and fickle because I am tired.

    There are only two things I hate, racism and the dutch (



     
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  6. BobCox2

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    I like Fart guns.
     
  7. SonataArctica

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    This thread is like Family Guy(random and un-funny... OHHH BURN!) and the others are like .... Roots.
     
  8. Luckymofo

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    I cast freezaga and bufu to cancel the burn!

    As for Roots, I like Root Beer
     
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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    Just so happens that I haven't quite thought of this myself. I was listening to VCPR's Pressing Issues (with Maurice Chavez, who's awesome) where Jon F. Hickory (I believe that's his name) says the line.


     
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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    As Michael Ian Black put it this morning, "Somewhere in heaven, Billy Martin just got fired."
     
  11. Ariadne

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    I'm Dutch. :cry:



     
  12. Leopold Stotch

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    Lucky, i tihnk this thread is too serious and it needs to lighten up quickly. you guys are all lame and i am an amazing person that you don't know and you cry yourselves to sleep at night because you do not feel the awesome warmth and love i give to people in my physical environment.


    btw, i am totally just joking. im seriously not that egotistical and you guys are pretty awesome. ;) :heartbeat:
     
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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    Am I alone in finding Mel Gibson's recent escapades hilarious? OK, sure, the actual beating up of his girlfriend was bad form, but there's something fascinating about a guy who is basically telling the world to go do something anatomically impossible and possibly illegal.
     
  14. Leopold Stotch

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    which is...?

    (sorry, haven't been keeping up with the news lately. :))
     
  15. korialstraz

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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    I don't! Even though it was a virtual hug, it was still awesome! :heartbeat: :cloud9:


     
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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    *challenges Noodle to a Funny Cowboy Dance-off*
     
  17. Noodle

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    The nerve! <begins stretching>
     
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    Re: Too many serious topics!

    Say, I've always wondered about this; when I'm in complete darkness (ACTUAL darkness, I'm no emo), I see this 'noise'. You know, like televisions have. I also have this when I close my eyes or look at a monotonously coloured wall. I don't really know how to explain it more clearly than this.

    Is this normal? When I first noticed this as a very young child I thought there were bugs flying in my room. Then I realized it was nothing and completely forgot about it until a few days ago. Just thought I'd ask in this not-so-very-serious topic. ^^
     
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    I got the same thing Arkardo, but I see like lots of different collors. Only when it's pitch black or eyes closed. Had it for as long as I can remember. >_>
     
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    Wow, you guys are seriously messed up.
     

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