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“I was so poor growing up, if I hadn’t been a boy I’d have had nothing to play with on Christmas Day.â€
Rodney Dangerfield

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“Christmas is a time for remembering. So that’s me f***ed.â€
Ozzy Osbourne

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The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall, and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he shouted.
Joseph said, "Write that down, Mary; it's better than Clyde!"

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# A Jewish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present?"
# Hear about Santa and his reindeer landing on top of an outhouse? Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered "No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house!"
# I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for!
# Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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