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The worst lyrics thread

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  1. Gibbzilla

    Gibbzilla IncGamers Member

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    The worst lyrics thread

    I thought it would be interesting if I posted a thread that contained THE WORST(pathetic, unoriginal, immature, unintelligent) lyrics possible. It would be nice to either post the lyrics or post the link to the lyrics. I'll post one later on, but I have to go to a basketball game right now. Enjoy.
     
  2. Sokar Rostau

    Sokar Rostau IncGamers Member

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    While I know there are some terrible songs around, my vote for worst ever lyrics goes to a song I hated with a passion when it was out. I don't even remember who sang it, but it was pretty big in the early nineties. IIRC there were two versions, the original and the sanitised:

    Original:
    "Jump mother****er, jump mother****er, jump, jump, jump, jump mother****er..." on and on for four minutes

    Sanitised:
    "Jump everybody, jump everybody, jump, jump, jump, jump everybody..."

    The reason I hated it so much was that this was all of the lyrics, at least that was the impression I got then and that's my memory now.
     
  3. Yaboosh

    Yaboosh IncGamers Member

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    NICKELBACK LYRICS

    "Photograph"

    Look at this photograph
    Everytime I do it makes me laugh
    How did our eyes get so red
    And what the hell is on Joey's head

    And this is where I grew up
    I think the present owner fixed it up
    I never knew we'd ever went without
    The second floor is hard for sneaking out

    And this is where I went to school
    Most of the time had better things to do
    Criminal record says I broke in twice
    I must have done it half a dozen times

    I wonder if it's too late
    Should i go back and try to graduate
    Life's better now then it was back then
    If I was them I wouldn't let me in

    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, god, I

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    Remember the old arcade
    Blew every dollar that we ever made
    The cops hated us hangin' out
    They say somebody went and burned it down

    We used to listen to the radio
    And sing along with every song we know
    We said someday we'd find out how it feels
    To sing to more than just the steering wheel

    Kim's the first girl I kissed
    I was so nervous that I nearly missed
    She's had a couple of kids since then
    I haven't seen her since god knows when

    Oh, oh, oh
    Oh, god, I

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    I miss that town
    I miss the faces
    You can't erase
    You can't replace it
    I miss it now
    I can't believe it
    So hard to stay
    Too hard to leave it

    If I could I relive those days
    I know the one thing that would never change

    Every memory of looking out the back door
    I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.
    Every memory of walking out the front door
    I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
    It's hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye.

    Look at this photograph
    Everytime I do it makes me laugh
    Everytime I do it makes me...
     
  4. Justinthedeparted

    Justinthedeparted IncGamers Member

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    I hate to do this to my band, but every band has an off song or two...

    Slipknot: "Disasterpiece"
    I wanna slit your throat and **** the wound
    I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
    I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me
    Cuz the line gets crossed when you don't come clean

    My wormwood meets your pesticide
    You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
    I am infinite, I am the infant finite
    Come a little closer and I'll show you why

    (NO ONE IS - SAFE)
    Noises, noises, people make noises
    people make noises when they're sick
    Nothing to do except hold on to NOTHING

    But the worst has to be System of a Down: "Bounce" (I don't like SOAD anyway) Just constantly repeat "pogo pogo pogo" while reading and you get the idea, or look at the one they did about a horse as a jet pilot @[email protected]

    Jump, Bounce, Down, Up

    I went out on a date,
    With a girl, a bit late,
    She had so many friends,
    Gliding through many hands.
    I brought my pogo stick,
    Just to show her a trick,
    She had so many friends,
    Gliding through many hands.

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo

    Unannounced twister games,
    All players with no names,
    They lined up double quick,
    But just one pogo stick,
    Everyone gets to play,
    Runaway, expose',
    It was so exotic,
    But just one pogo stick.

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo

    Oh, I like to spread you out,
    Touching whoever's behind

    Jump Pogo?..
    Bounce Pogo,
    Down Pogo, Up Pogo

    SOAD SUCKS!
     
  5. Merick

    Merick IncGamers Member

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    I heard this song on sunday morning on the radio (when they play "christian" music) and there lyrics went something like "Hang on, wait a minute, put a little loooove in it!" and I burst out laughing.

    Edit- Long live youtube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT2LGeTHo5E
     
  6. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    I dunno, lots of candidates. Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump of course (hell, why not just nominate all of hip-hop?), also Limp Bizkit's Rolling.
     
  7. blu3l1ghtn1ng

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    Real mature :thumbsdown:



     
  8. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    It's immature to have certain musical tastes?
     
  9. SeasonForAssault

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    im constantly amazed at how mainstream hip hop/pop/rock type of songs get so popular when all they are is just a repeated version of the last 'flavour of the month' song. What annoys me is mainly gangsta rap where it will either be about drugs, violence but mostly girls. Who really cares how long someones been 'popping their collar' anyway.
     
  10. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    The worst thing of all is when rappers take a great old tune and just talk all over it. If you're going to be completely unmusical, don't mess up great old instrumentals while you're at it!
     
  11. Talga Vasternich

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    you're right... he should have said most, not all



     
  12. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Come to think of it, I should have said "all of modern hip-hop".
     
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    Ash Housewares IncGamers Member

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    I was just playing a music lyric trivia game and based on this recent experience I would have to say that all of the worst lyrics ever written are probably contained within Debbie Gibson songs
     
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    "Party Girl" by U2

    I know a girl, a girl called Party
    Party girl
    I know she wants more than a party
    Party girl
    And she won't tell me her name
    Oh no, not me

    I know a boy, a boy called Trash
    Trash Can
    I know he does all that he can
    Wham Bam
    And she won't tell me his name
    Oh no, not me

    execrable guitar solo

    When I was three, I thought the world revolved around me
    I was wrong
    And so I sing along
    And if you dance, then dance with me

    I know a girl, a girl called Party
    Party girl
    I know she wants more than a party
    Party girl
    I know a boy, a boy called Trampoline
    You know what I mean

    I think I know what he wants
    I think I know what he wants
    I think I know what you want
    I think I know what you want
    I think I know what you want
    I think I know what you want
    I think I know what he wants
     
  15. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    Ten bonus points for use of the word "execrable".
     
  16. Phesto

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    Check lyrics for songs by Insane Clown Posse.

    END OF THREAD!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!ONE!!111SHIFT1!11!
     
  17. HemeHaci

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    Pretty much any Manowar lyrics :D

    Brothers I am calling, from the valley of the kings..

    eoh
     
  18. Dondrei

    Dondrei IncGamers Member

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    This Elton John song I heard a contestant on Idol sing, apparently it's called "Your Song":



    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
    I'm not one of those who can easily hide
    I don't have much money but boy if I did
    I'd buy a big house where we both could live

    If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
    Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
    I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
    My gift is my song and this one's for you

    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    It may be quite simple but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world

    I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
    Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
    But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
    It's for people like you that keep it turned on

    So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
    You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
    Anyway the thing is what I really mean
    Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
     
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    I like that song. When Elton John does it, anyway. Wouldn't want to listen to the caterwauling on that program you evidently watch.
     
  20. Dondrei

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    I wasn't watching voluntarily, I'd like to stress.
     

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