The worst lyrics thread

Gibbzilla

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The worst lyrics thread

I thought it would be interesting if I posted a thread that contained THE WORST(pathetic, unoriginal, immature, unintelligent) lyrics possible. It would be nice to either post the lyrics or post the link to the lyrics. I'll post one later on, but I have to go to a basketball game right now. Enjoy.
 

Sokar Rostau

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While I know there are some terrible songs around, my vote for worst ever lyrics goes to a song I hated with a passion when it was out. I don't even remember who sang it, but it was pretty big in the early nineties. IIRC there were two versions, the original and the sanitised:

Original:
"Jump mother****er, jump mother****er, jump, jump, jump, jump mother****er..." on and on for four minutes

Sanitised:
"Jump everybody, jump everybody, jump, jump, jump, jump everybody..."

The reason I hated it so much was that this was all of the lyrics, at least that was the impression I got then and that's my memory now.
 

Yaboosh

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NICKELBACK LYRICS

"Photograph"

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should i go back and try to graduate
Life's better now then it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hangin' out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, god, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could I relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye.

Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
Everytime I do it makes me...
 

Justinthedeparted

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I hate to do this to my band, but every band has an off song or two...

Slipknot: "Disasterpiece"
I wanna slit your throat and **** the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me
Cuz the line gets crossed when you don't come clean

My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
I am infinite, I am the infant finite
Come a little closer and I'll show you why

(NO ONE IS - SAFE)
Noises, noises, people make noises
people make noises when they're sick
Nothing to do except hold on to NOTHING

But the worst has to be System of a Down: "Bounce" (I don't like SOAD anyway) Just constantly repeat "pogo pogo pogo" while reading and you get the idea, or look at the one they did about a horse as a jet pilot @[email protected]

Jump, Bounce, Down, Up

I went out on a date,
With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick,
Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.

Jump Pogo?..
Bounce Pogo,
Down Pogo, Up Pogo

Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.

Jump Pogo?..
Bounce Pogo,
Down Pogo, Up Pogo

Oh, I like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind

Jump Pogo?..
Bounce Pogo,
Down Pogo, Up Pogo

SOAD SUCKS!
 

Dondrei

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I dunno, lots of candidates. Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump of course (hell, why not just nominate all of hip-hop?), also Limp Bizkit's Rolling.
 

SeasonForAssault

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im constantly amazed at how mainstream hip hop/pop/rock type of songs get so popular when all they are is just a repeated version of the last 'flavour of the month' song. What annoys me is mainly gangsta rap where it will either be about drugs, violence but mostly girls. Who really cares how long someones been 'popping their collar' anyway.
 

Dondrei

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The worst thing of all is when rappers take a great old tune and just talk all over it. If you're going to be completely unmusical, don't mess up great old instrumentals while you're at it!
 

Ash Housewares

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I was just playing a music lyric trivia game and based on this recent experience I would have to say that all of the worst lyrics ever written are probably contained within Debbie Gibson songs
 

DurfBarian

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"Party Girl" by U2

I know a girl, a girl called Party
Party girl
I know she wants more than a party
Party girl
And she won't tell me her name
Oh no, not me

I know a boy, a boy called Trash
Trash Can
I know he does all that he can
Wham Bam
And she won't tell me his name
Oh no, not me

execrable guitar solo

When I was three, I thought the world revolved around me
I was wrong
And so I sing along
And if you dance, then dance with me

I know a girl, a girl called Party
Party girl
I know she wants more than a party
Party girl
I know a boy, a boy called Trampoline
You know what I mean

I think I know what he wants
I think I know what he wants
I think I know what you want
I think I know what you want
I think I know what you want
I think I know what you want
I think I know what he wants
 

Phesto

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Check lyrics for songs by Insane Clown Posse.

END OF THREAD!!!!!!!!!!1111!!11!!ONE!!111SHIFT1!11!
 

Dondrei

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This Elton John song I heard a contestant on Idol sing, apparently it's called "Your Song":



It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind while I wrote this song
It's for people like you that keep it turned on

So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen
 

DurfBarian

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I like that song. When Elton John does it, anyway. Wouldn't want to listen to the caterwauling on that program you evidently watch.
 
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