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The Squiddd!!

Discussion in 'Single Player Forum' started by RoidRage, Mar 24, 2005.

  1. RoidRage

    RoidRage IncGamers Member

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    The Squiddd!!

    Hi again everybody, I'm always reading a lot of post (valuable info btw) and people are always mentioning(sp?) the squid. I did a search on it and I don't know what you are talking about :(

    I think somebody told me it's a hacker always trying to screw up the forums...


    what is it/he/she ?

    Thanks :p
     
  2. Toppo

    Toppo IncGamers Member

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    Trying to lure the Squid out in the open, eh?
     
  3. Cormallon

    Cormallon IncGamers Member

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    That's a really good question. If we'd know who / what it is our lives would be far more easier.

    The squid is a mysterious being eating posts or causing other kinds of troubles in the forum. It is much like the famous Snark, or a Yeti (in RL, not in D2 ;) ). Nobody has seen him yet, but we all experience the results of his presence. 'His' might me wrong though, 'it' or 'she' is also possible.

    Others may add to this description, but this is what I found out since I'm around here.
     
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    isengart IncGamers Member

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    looking on the results of the squid's attacks:
    eternal loading time of the forum
    missing posts
    other errors

    obviously the squid must be a forgotten rubber band around one of the network wires. - so anybody in carge go and check them all! :D
     
  5. Serdash

    Serdash IncGamers Member

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    You dare mention it's name!

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

    THE END IS COMING! WE'RE ALL DEAD!

    DEAD I SAY! DEA--*is swallowed by squid*
     
  6. frosty

    frosty IncGamers Member

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    *throws squid repellent away*

    Too late to save Dashy.

    Run!!!!

    *runs*
     
  7. farting bob

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    The aztecs used to sacrifice warriors to the squid, to appease it, but now there doesnt seem to be a very long waiting line for self sacrifice, so we just have to keep an eye out.
    1 of the few weapons found to hurt the squid is the godly spork - half fork, half spoon. Soon spork production will be high enough to issue 1 to every forumite incase of an ambush.
     
  8. AlterEgo

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    Ah, another +1 thread. :) Let's see if we can keep spam to a minimum, ok? ;)
     
  9. dantose

    dantose IncGamers Member

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    Never!

    Well, ok. But really AE, you should just be happy to see me in here again since I've stopped playing.
     
  10. tenaka

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    Pfft. The spork is an inferior product of the past. All hail the invention of:

    The Knifoon!

    It has twice the syllables therefore it invariably has twice the squid repelling power.
     
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    The only person who could ever hold back the Squid was Spearthrower. Now that he's no longer around the forums have never been the same.

    Don't bother with fake weapons or repellents. It eats people alive whatever you do. See Serdash as a perfect example for that.

    Living in your own dimension has its advantages at times.
     
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    RoidRage IncGamers Member

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    Thanks a lot all for your fast answer :D
    It explains why the forums is sometimes extrafast and other time really slow :eek:

    By the way, Alter Ego, Sorry For The spam but why was it lol ?
     
  13. Nautilus

    Nautilus IncGamers Member

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    I prefer to dual wield my sporks instead of going over and spending time in the knew knifoon training guilds. Those hacks don't know what theyr'e doing.

    Besides, everyone knows that anti Sq*id techniques are placebo anyway. The only thing that works is running the forums in pairs. That way I don't have to run faster than the squid--I just have to run faster than the other guy.
     
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    water_moon IncGamers Member

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    it's in a sticky people!! it's 4.0 for those you incabable of clicking a link:
    I think this piece also supports my theory that apperances of the nasty little bugger can also incite flame/spam wars and that even when we think it's gone it can still cause chaos. Or is it chaos? You decide.
     
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    Squidy? I never believed in...
     

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