The quotable OTF

Necrolestes

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The quotable OTF

A thought just occurred to me: with all the debate that goes on here, surely there must be some memorable one-liners and quotes that ought to be preserved for future generations to live by (or laugh at, depending on your POV).

I'd like to see how many we can come up with. Obviously, "I blame Durf" and "Beer, poing, boobies" go without saying (those are truly classics).
 

AeroJonesy

Diabloii.Net Member
Ash Housewares said:
well I don't have quotes so much as words, like those listed and "smappange"
Don't forget Durf's response of "Trying to understand your post makes me feel drunk. I like that."

Or something along those lines...
 

Ev_

Diabloii.Net Member
Lang's got a lot of the classics on his site. Here are some of my fav's that I've saved:

"I'm afraid you've come to the circus to ***** about the clowns."
-Alastor
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"In real life, much like on the forums, I have no problem knocking on someone's door and calling them a dildo."
-Alastor
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While we're being stupid, we may as well be really really really really stupid.
-Mister4
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Just because she left a cracked sash on the Blood Moor of your heart doesn't mean that a WindForce of Hottiness isn't just around the corner to strike a .09 Guided Arrow of Love into your soul. Or something.
-Anakha1
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"But Anyee isn't here. Besides, did she ever participate in one of these threads where London screws up?"
-th5418
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"1) sleep with her mother.
2) go out with her anyways.
3) find a new girlfriend.
Probably option 3. But option 1 is very tempting."
-Jimmyboy
"Those are options? I thought they were steps..."
-Xynrx
 
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