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The Noodle Compound

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by Gorny, Mar 4, 2008.

  1. The Silver Shroud

    The Silver Shroud IncGamers Member

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    Something about old furrballs in Kiba's mouth.
     
  2. LozHinge the Unhinged

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    This nonsense of kegs' age is getting old.

    Pre-historically old. Aeons old. Maybe pre-dating the current Universe old.

    Damn. That kegs is old.
     
  3. The Silver Shroud

    The Silver Shroud IncGamers Member

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    Kegs pre dates the big bang.
     
  4. Kiba

    Kiba IncGamers Member

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    Do it do it do it do it. Come one you bag of human flesh, i know you will crack eventually.
     
  5. The Silver Shroud

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    *tars and feathers kiba*
     
  6. Kiba

    Kiba IncGamers Member

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    Resorting to old outdated tricks now huh? ~w~
    /bash
    I knew you were as bad as you smell. *ptttfffff
     
  7. Noodle

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    My son has reached the age where he's curious about the human body.

    I think I'm going to have to drag it out of the crawl space and bury it behind the shed.
     
  8. The Silver Shroud

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    ....and this from a wolf who doesn't shower and wipes his butt in the grass
     
  9. The Silver Shroud

    The Silver Shroud IncGamers Member

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    Don't you already have a body buried there? I think that's where we disposed of Mr. Ewak.
     
  10. Kiba

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    Am scared now. ~w~

    Nope, you must be mistaking me for one of the other old timer druids! Those guys are a few mana potions short of a full bar if you catch my drift... unlike me.
     
  11. Noodle

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    Damnit.
     
  12. kamap

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    @Noodle: Turn the old body 90 degrees so its buried lenghtwise behind the shed and you'll have plenty of room behind the shed for a few more bodies.
    I didn't think I had anything to teach you about your trade but I guess I was wrong.
     
  13. kestegs

    kestegs D3 Monk Moderator

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    Did you know that it's legal to bury a body in your backyard in most states? Not in the state that Noodle is in of course...but I'm sure there's no correlation.
     
  14. Zarniwoop

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    No jury would convict me you deranged animals
     
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    Noodle just eats his victims. All the evidence then goes down the toilet..
     
  16. kamap

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    I'm pretty sure Noodle uses rugs a whole freaking lot.
     
  17. krischan

    krischan Europe Trade Moderator

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    As long as it's already dead when being buried, I guess. A valid death certificate is certainly useful as well.

    Apart from performing marriages, mods are authorized to declare people dead as well. So who do you wish dead?
     
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    What undead and not quite dead after All? Or returned dead? Or re dead? Or dead in the water?
     
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    This confuses me as well. Once you have killed an undead, it's extremely dead.
     
  20. The Silver Shroud

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    I swear I am not making this up.

    Was walking to my train. Second floor inside the train station area is a homeless dude with a shopping cart. In the cart is a large speaker he has it plugged in and it's playing music. Standing in front of the shopping cart is a half dressed mannequin wearing a jacket.

    Dude is just standing there as people walk by. Then he goes up to the mannequin and whispers in its eat and starts makiing out with it....
     

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