The Noodle Compound

[kestegs]

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Does anyone else have anything they hate about it? I feel like there's still plenty to hate.

 

[LozHinge the Unhinged]

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Haters be hating.

Man, I hate that phrase.

:guiness:

 

[kestegs]

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Hate is the new love, get with the times!

 

[BipolarChemist]

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If hate is the new love, then what is going on with my pizza pocket right now?

 

[Noodle]

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How long do I have to microwave my cat before he comes back to life?

 

[BipolarChemist]

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The instruction manual say about half an hour, then to let it sit in the refrigerator for 20 minutes.

I like to add a bay leaf or two to give the cat that little bit of extra life.

 

[pharphis]

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Really? I add catnip

 

[BipolarChemist]

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That's dumb. Catnip will only exacerbate the cat's death.

 

[pharphis]

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That's dumb. Catnip will only exacerbate the cat's death.

the catnip was for my enjoyment...

 

[BipolarChemist]

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I just wanted to use the word Exacerbate...

 

[pharphis]

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I just wanted a side of catnip...

 

[Noodle]

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The dog is just happy the fork isn't in play.


In other news, that's probably the first time in history that specific sentence has been used.

 

[Noodle]

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There he goes! The trick is the 'popcorn' setting! Wow, the glowing eyes are going to take some getting used to.

 

[BipolarChemist]

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Just wait until you have to clean out the litter box next. You're in for a mighty surprise!

 

[Luckymofo]

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thank you10+

 

[Jcakes]

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There he goes! The trick is the 'popcorn' setting! Wow, the glowing eyes are going to take some getting used to.

Chuck sun glasses on him, that'll solve all your problems

 

[Leopold Stotch]

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what a week. what a goddamn, ****ing week.

 

[BipolarChemist]

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Hi Leo! :wave:

What's up?

 

[djmbbandie]

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*waves at Leo

Want to share?

 

[Ariadne]

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Don't be mean to cats. A cat saved my life.
Someone else's cat brightens up every day of my best friend.

And another friend of mine doesn't like cats, and naturally that's why all the neighbours cats poo and pee in his garden.
At the beginning of this year, he was looking for all kinds of equipment to keep them out.
Then, one of the kittens came up to him and he cuddled it.
Then the other kitten did the same.
Then he put some water out, as we had a bit of a heatwave and the poor cats were out day and night.
Then he bought some catfood.
Then he let one cat in, which fell asleep on his sofa, looking adorable.
And now he has 4 cats battling in his garden for their patch. And he's very fond of 'm.