The mysterious grin of doom

nnndave

Diabloii.Net Member
The mysterious grin of doom

I've been getting a few inquiries lately, ranging from:

Dude, wtf is your 'tar

Dude that guy is creeping my out.

Hey man who's that on your pic?

Even people who SHOULD know who is is will ask, "Dude, who the **** is that? He's creeping me out"



I never though he was that evil, I mean, he's a pretty good guy, it just turns out when i crunch the picture to make it fit the box, he turned into a possed demon with a mysterious grin of doom. Well, now that I am 1337, and pwnage is mine with my ub3r 1000 post count, I shall reveal the phenomenon.

The man in the picture is Pat Green, a well known texas country artist who sings the greatest songs know to man. The picture is a painting from his face on the portrait wall at billybob's, texas. The biggest honkey tonk in the world. The picture is also the cover of his "Live at Billybob's" cd. (a concert I was at btw ;))

The picture the face was taken from is this

this is what he actually looks like.

Hopefully that clears things up a bit. Remember, however much you try to avoid it... he will always be watching..... grinning.....
 

DurfBarian

Diabloii.Net Member
That still doesn't explain why he looks like he just got dragged behind someone's F150 for a mile and a half. Why is his face all covered in grime in that painting? :teeth:
 

nnndave

Diabloii.Net Member
someone box, crunch, n 'tar the roy clark picture. it will strike doom in the hearts of mere mortals.

Join me, and we can rule the OTF as our posts plague the dissustion with our eternal gazes of maddening grinning doom!!!


pwn4g3 will be OURS!!!!

*does this*
 

CaptJoe213

Diabloii.Net Member
ahhh it was pat green that planted the seeds that grew into the evil inside me! Seein that picture again....ahhhh it burns, it burns! *claws at eyes*

*falls down* cough cough the...evil...is....trying...to...escape......

*looks at immortal* kill......me......kill.......me
 

My_Immortal6

Diabloii.Net Member
CaptJoe213 said:
ahhh it was pat green that planted the seeds that grew into the evil inside me! Seein that picture again....ahhhh it burns, it burns! *claws at eyes*

*falls down* cough cough the...evil...is....trying...to...escape......

*looks at immortal* kill......me......kill.......me
Why do you want me to kill you? *loads shutgun*
 

CaptJoe213

Diabloii.Net Member
if the evil I carry is allowed to escape, it will destroy the world....

sides you were standin with a pitchfork, ready to go lol
 

CaptJoe213

Diabloii.Net Member
ash, you got a point......

I think instead I will embrace the evil, and spread my dark plague throughout the world!

If I sucede, you will be rewarded ash...if I fail, I'm gonna say it's all your fault! lol geez I'm loopy tonight
 
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