The most funny items you've ever seen :)

Frosty_The_Snowman

Diabloii.Net Member
The most funny items you've ever seen :)

Please post the funniest items you've ever seen :p
Screenshots are welcome :thumbsup: !

OK I begin :

- Grand Charm +1 MF (This charm rocks, if you ask me...)
- 1.09 Crafted Blood Gloves (Level 108 Required) (Wow, only DiabloClone can wear them :lol: )
- Rare Shield called... Storm Shield :clap: !
- Medium charm 3 cold damage (Yes, simply 3 and not a range...)
 

SharnMes

Diabloii.Net Member
I found a pair of boots with 100% chance to monster run away... 100%!!!

Youll never kill anything with these boots on in hell..
 

krischan

Europe Trade Moderator
I have an ethereal Death Cleaver... not the unique berserker axe, but a rare sword with that name.
 

Arbedark

Diabloii.Net Member
Non-Eth botd Dimnsional Sword - Nearly got it for free! :p And at least the eth one gets style points!

Cruel Short Sword of Evisceration 2 sockets (from 1.09 when CxxoE was worth a lot!)

Someone tried to sell me an etheral cruel small crescent with 0 dura once...pretty silly.


Thats about it. Will post more if i think of any.






Arb
 
i have one but i cant remember its name.

Its a low unique weapon and i think its called Pompeis Wrath and slows the enemy by 50%. Actually a very twisted and morbid weapon blizz came up with......

cheers rang
 

LorveN

D3 Off Topic Moderator
Rangniheldr said:
i have one but i cant remember its name.

Its a low unique weapon and i think its called Pompeis Wrath and slows the enemy by 50%. Actually a very twisted and morbid weapon blizz came up with......

cheers rang
Kelpie Snare fuscina is worse though.
It slows enemies by 75% :p


I've always liked items like Spike's spiked shield of spikes etc.
To name items is always good.

My precious Luke_Skywalker's lightsabre phase blade isnt funny, just cool though :)
 

Uzziah

Diabloii.Net Member
SharnMes said:
I found a pair of boots with 100% chance to monster run away... 100%!!!

Youll never kill anything with these boots on in hell..
ooh wow great boots I would love to have them for a poison dagger necro :)

I have found some wonderful items in my day, like the adds 5 damage and +10 life on a rare with no other affixes.

my favorite though is the +1 maximum damage grand charm or the +xx stamina small charm
 

Ash Housewares

Diabloii.Net Member
Frosty_The_Snowman said:
- 1.09 Crafted Blood Gloves (Level 108 Required) (Wow, only DiabloClone can wear them :lol: )
or an amazon

funny item?

well I got a free flawless topaz shako
super cheap eth oculus - that thing was cool

I imbued some elite axe and got +6-19 dmg & 6% lightning resist
 

RTB

Diabloii.Net Member
Chromatic Buckler of Deflecting
Defense: 5
Chance to Block: 40%
Smite Damage: 1 to 3
Durability: 12 of 12
Required Strength: 12
Required Level: 42
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 99
Fingerprint: 0xac3f791a
+20% Increased Chance of Blocking
All Resistances +30
30% Faster Block Rate

Godly Buckler of Deflecting
Defense: 19
Chance to Block: 40%
Smite Damage: 1 to 3
Durability: 12 of 12
Required Strength: 12
Required Level: 38
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 99
Fingerprint: 0x430b68c0
+181% Enhanced Defense
+20% Increased Chance of Blocking
30% Faster Block Rate

Crown of Ages
Defense: 35
Required Strength: 55
Required Level: 42
Indestructible
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 94
Fingerprint: 0x667f3
Indestructible

Glowing Amulet of the Sun
Required Level: 12
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 21
Fingerprint: 0xf38b7a7a
+7 to Light Radius
5% Bonus to Attack Rating

Jagged Hand Axe of Simplicity
One-Hand Damage: 3 to 7
Durability: 48 of 56
Required Level: 18
Axe Class - Normal Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 87
Fingerprint: 0xd1c9d46
+17% Enhanced Damage
Requirements -30%

Ferocious Javelin of Evisceration
Throw Damage: 17 to 99
One-Hand Damage: 2 to 72
Quantity: 60
Required Level: 37
Javelin Class - Fast Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 45
Fingerprint: 0x9f0fef0f
+193% Enhanced Damage
+58 to Maximum Damage

Grinding Balanced Knife of Evisceration
Throw Damage: 6 to 141
One-Hand Damage: 1 to 138
Quantity: 160
Required Dexterity: 51
Required Level: 37
Dagger Class - Fast Attack Speed
Item Version: 1.10 Expansion
Item Level: 99
Fingerprint: 0xde21eb41
+59 to Maximum Damage
+71 to Maximum Damage (Based on Character Level)

Also an orb with +2 sorc, +3 meteor and +1-337 lightning dmg. And a Lucky Grand Charm of Life with 7% mf and 7 life. Gave those away :lol:
 

LorveN

D3 Off Topic Moderator
Shall we now assume that RTB actually picks up magic bucklers and identifies them? or can you actually shop bucklers with those awesome mods? :)
 

Uzziah

Diabloii.Net Member
LorveN said:
Shall we now assume that RTB actually picks up magic bucklers and identifies them? or can you actually shop bucklers with those awesome mods? :)
Heck I would you never know when you'll get the perfect starter buckler!

Those are ATMA stats I bet he just had the buckler in his inventory when he save exited and just happened to see the name and thought it was cute.
 

superdave

Diabloii.Net Member
Frosty_The_Snowman said:
You have a cLvl 108 Amazon ? Wow, very impressive :lol:...
chances are the reason that the clvl req are so high on the gloves is because they have freezing arrow charges....because this is an amazon skill the requirements will be less when equipped by a zon....so ash is likely right...dclone or a zon could use them
 

RTB

Diabloii.Net Member
LorveN said:
Shall we now assume that RTB actually picks up magic bucklers and identifies them? or can you actually shop bucklers with those awesome mods? :)
You can shop them at NM anya.
 

Uzziah

Diabloii.Net Member
superdave said:
chances are the reason that the clvl req are so high on the gloves is because they have freezing arrow charges....because this is an amazon skill the requirements will be less when equipped by a zon....so ash is likely right...dclone or a zon could use them
Exactly,

Freezing arrows rlvl for non amazon is rlvl 86 for an amazon it's ~rlvl 42 (number based on amazon specific bow since the website doesn't have the value for amazons glove).

With crafts requirements rule if freezing arrow were the largest of the 4 affixes in rlvl the gloves would have.

86+10+3*4 = 108 rlvl for non amazons

or

42+10+3*4 = 64 rlvl for amazons

Most likely the amazon would find a different affix to be the largest rlvl.

An amazon could wield it.
 

helvete

Diabloii.Net Member
Someone had a "Death Star" maul in some picture thread... Naming that with some star wars characterwould be great!

I've made "Edge's Edge Edge Bow", now I'm looking for the other obvious ones, like
"Berserker's Berserker's Berserker Axe"
"Russet's Russet Russet Armor"

I had a "Grim Crack" grim wand once, thought that was kind of funny.

The item "Wand of Zeal" must be of the most funny, imagine 1-4 one-hand damage, and LEVEL ONE ZEAL CHARGES!! WOW! (Let's all shout it, halleluja!)

Random bosses can be funny as well, like "Puke Eater the Hungry"...
 
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