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The Durf Chronicles

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Smelly, Feb 24, 2004.

  1. Smelly

    Smelly IncGamers Member

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    The Durf Chronicles

    Okay, so as I was reading through the SPF (Single Player Forum), I noticed a thread and checked it out. Little did I know I was going to be taken on the ride of my life through the life of DurfBarian, the one who pretty much takes the blame for everything.

    The Durf Chronicles

    You can also access the story in a more friendly way through this site, courtesy of the member named Huorn:

    Huorn's [crowbar swings] Info

    Just click on "Story time with a twist."

    Wonder what Durf's gonna say about his book, all I know is that I want his autograph.
     
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    Raft Boy IncGamers Member

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    We try something like this every once in awhile, but it usually dies out after a few days. I'm quite impressed that they have 17 pages going over almost a month now. :worship:

    -Rafty
     
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    A dog was walking down the street one day...........
     
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    So this is what durf is really doing at work...
     
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    I can't believe I've never looked in that thread. This is all new to me. I blame Huorn.
     
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    A lot of it is actually quite hilarious, although all the Durf blaming is seriously mind boggling.
     
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    Our minds were actually boggled long before we came here. We really shouldn't blame Durf for......

    Wait! What am I saying???

    *Slaps self*
     
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    Don't feel too bad, Durf made you say it.
     
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    Durf-blaming is to the OTF as baseball is to the U.S.
     
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    What, an excuse to get into stupid arguments involving idiotically intricate statistics?

    It's clear that Durf had a better second season than PLF when you consider his blame-to-silly-link ratio's tendency to go up in the second thread of the forum, at least on days when Freet brought out his rusty chain and padlock more times than the season average.
     
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    Mr. Durf, I must say that you are one of the very few people I fail to understand sometimes. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to see where your adventures take you next.

    edit: Man this story just keeps getting funnier...
     
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    My bible. Finally I have found it!
     
  13. Smelly

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    We should start a religion and call it "Durfism". We could blame everything on our God, Durf, and then sacrifice baby seals to Him. We just need the 10 Durfmandments, and to start a Durfhad War with something. Inanimate or otherwise.
     
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    the first durfmandment:

    1) Thou shalt blame everything on thy god durf
     
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    2) Thou shalt not steal without blaming it on Durf, first.
     
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    Thou shalt blame no other gods other than Durf.
     
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    A quick note to all those reading: it's very long, so allow some time when you plan on reading it. Some stuff might need to be reread... it's very strange :uhhuh:
     
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    4) Thou shalt not take the name of Durf thy God in vain; for Durf will not hold him guiltless that taketh His name in vain.
     
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    5) Thou shalt honor thy mother and thy father and when thou shalt do something bad thou shalt blame thy reason thou took thee action thou did on thy god durf
     
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    6) Remember thy SAVAGE day, whereupon the mighty Durf is thy day to blame all blame on thy Durf. For six days shall ye toil, and upon the seventh, the day of Durf, you shall pray and give thanks to his Durfness.
     

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