The Den of Evil Off Topics

[corax]

thats the main thing i hate about having a 1 toilet house. there have been some close call interchanges

 

[kestegs]

Yeah, if I want to make sure I can enjoy a good #2, I just head down, because goin to the bathroom is apparently contagious.

 

[MrFrye]

At least I can't claim that I don't what you're talking about.

And... this is one of the reasons why I live alone.

 

[kestegs]

Sad thing is, when I lived alone, I kept my house very clean, but it's a lot harder now.

 

[corax]

agree'd. i'm looking forward to them going away for 2 weeks in october. none of this cleaning 6 times a day.

she always complains its me whos messy but when i'm by myself there is no mess.

we should all move into mr frye's house. bach pad it.

 

[kestegs]

Yeah, kids make it 100x worse, but mine are big enough to help now, so yay!

 

[corax]

mine puts her bath toys away and the clothes on the chair. but she is a devil for getting into her bookcase and pulling them all out looking for her favs.

can't wait till she can mow the lawn

 

[kestegs]

We just taught ours to vacuum, mowing is not far behind!

 

[Leopold Stotch]

I have a basement office, its all they let me have.

Oh, but I also have claimed the basement bathroom. Not cleaning it for about 3 years pretty much means no one else wants it now

Yeah, kids make it 100x worse, but mine are big enough to help now, so yay!

so do mutts! or at least mutts who have a sweet tooth for fluff and destruction. >.> but she doesn't know how to pick up her mess so

 

[kestegs]

Mutts here too ofc. One of them chews books, the other chews the sheets. I love 'em but often want to stuff them in a pillowcase and swing it around.

 

[Leopold Stotch]

:O :weep: Casey gets on my nerves too but i never want to stuff her into a pillowcase and swing it around!!!! :weep: :weep:

actually, that happened in some Japanese horror movie i heard about. my friend was talking about it and i started to cry when she said there was a scene that involved puppies, pillowcases, and baseball bats. i was sober.

 

[kestegs]

That's really sad, I'm glad I didn't see that. I would never put a dog in a pillowcase ....now a cat on the other hand..... :evil:

 

[Gorny]

Well they do call them catapults for a reason...

http://www.robrob8.com/rude_and_crude/catapult-play.htm

 

[kestegs]

Poor kitties!




Nah...cats deserve it, I used to like them, but now I realize how evil they are!

 

[corax]

the hard part is to get them to stay in the pult.

 

[kestegs]

That's why you put them in a pillowcase and swing them around for a bit first!

 

[corax]

next to the patio uprights correct?

i like cats. my manx cross is sitting behind me reading this. my most hated animal would be the sinister and sneaky bovine *word filter* commonly called the cow

 

[kestegs]

I like cats really, I just had a couple bad ones that have soured me on them for now.

 

[Jaq]

I felt like watching some D3 videos on the official blizzard page and accidentaly set my birthdate as 2011 and it now blocks all videos on the site without giving me a chance of changing it. Clearing the cache didn't work so now I'm starting to fear they automatically "banned" my IP, did they?

 

[Siege Valgore]

I would gladly be sent to prison if I actually witnessed anyone causing harm to an animal if it was in any way other than self defense.