The Den of Evil Off Topics

[Siege Valgore]

Hehe no worries. All is forgiven. Just don't let it happen again.

"Call the Brute Squad!"
"I'm on the Brute Squad..."
"You ARE the Brute Squad."

 

[Leopold Stotch]

for the longest time i had no idea what "WIFOM" was. XD

"We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone."

 

[Siege Valgore]

"You mean you put down your rock, I put down my sword, and we kill each other like civilized people?"
"I could kill you now..."
"I think the odds are slightly in your favor"

 

[MrFrye]

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.

 

[Siege Valgore]

"I dont envy the headache you will have in the morning. But in the meantime, sleep well, and dream of large women"

 

[kestegs]

I admit it; you are better than I am.

 

[Siege Valgore]

Then why are you smiling?

 

[kestegs]

Because I know something you don't know.

 

[MrFrye]

I am not left-handed.

 

[kestegs]

You're amazing!

 

[Siege Valgore]

I love the music when he switches hands, lol *Dee Dede Deeeee!"

"It's no matter, he's too late! Look you see?! The Cliffs of Insanity!"

 

[kestegs]

Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.

 

[MrFrye]

My way's not very sportsmanlike.

 

[kestegs]

Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied; if I use my right, over too quickly.


That's so inappropriate when out of context

 

[Siege Valgore]

Hahaha awesome

"Maybe hes out for a pleasure cruise...through eel infested waters..."

 

[kestegs]

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.

 

[Siege Valgore]

Prince Humperdink: To the Death!
Westly: No, To the Pain.
Prince Humperdink: I don't believe im quite familiar with that phrase.
Westly: "Well let me explain it, and I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand it you warthog faced buffoon."
Prince Humperdink: "I do believe that is the first time a man dare insult me"
Westly: "Well it wont be the last. To the pain, means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose."
Prince Humperdink: "And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight."
Westly: "I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right"
Prince Humperdink: "And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it."
Westly: "Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever."

Too much?

 

[kestegs]

Too much? Never! Pretty much every line in the movie is an awesome quote! Can't go wrong with anything really.

 

[MrFrye]

I think you're bluffing.

 

[Siege Valgore]

"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all."