The Den of Evil Off Topics

[Siege Valgore]

Iocane Powder. I bet my life on it.

 

[Gorny]

She is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out.

 

[MrFrye]

I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using?

 

[kestegs]

He is right on top of us...

Welcome siege!

 

[Siege Valgore]

You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Thanks Kes!

 

[MrFrye]

It turns out he's only mostly dead. And mostly dead is slightly alive.

We call him "kegs".

 

[corax]

hello kiddies

 

[kestegs]

Hey corax, we're talking in princess bride quotes, hope you enjoyed it

 

[Siege Valgore]

No more rhymes, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Gahhh!

 

[kestegs]

Booo! Booooooo!

 

[Gorny]

The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.

 

[MrFrye]

I'm sure by now you've noticed my deep and abiding interest in pain.

 

[kestegs]

Never get in a land war in Asia.

 

[MrFrye]

Is this a kissing book?

 

[kestegs]

When I was a kid, books were TV!

 

[MrFrye]

That doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.

 

[Siege Valgore]

When I was a kid, books were TV!

Fail!!

"When I was a kid, Television was called BOOKS!"



“You've been chasing me your entire life, only to fail now. I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard; how marvelous.â€

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I happen to agree with a certain movie reviewer I like. I obviously don't expect anyone to have the exact same tastes in movies, but if you don't like Princess Bride then we have nothing in common.

And Leo, you're a cheap date, too? You're my kind of girl.

Or did you mean you don't like coconut rum? You were a little vague there.

i like coconut rum, but sometimes it's too much for me. too sweet. and i tend to lean heavily on the "cheap date" level. XD

I'm downloading TF2 atm, what makes the game so great?

im not so sure, but the intros are great! XD i have some friends who play this, but never here at the house. hmm.... :scratchchin:

one of my fave quotes ever...

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

/girlyness (yeah, i probably killed the thread. XD sorry... >.>)

for the mafia gang:

"But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."

edit: welcome, Siege! :wave:

 

[MrFrye]

You're trying to trick me. It won't work.

 

[kestegs]

I have brought shame upon my family, I will bow out gracefully.

That scene actually kept playing through my mind during the last Mafia game, probably why I got myself lynched on d1