The Den of Evil Off Topics

[kestegs]

Besides, unicorns taste delicious, so we really need a good excuse to not feel bad about eating them.

 

[Noodle]

I don't think there's a man, woman, or child alive today who wouldn't gladly throw a baby down a well for a chance to suckerpunch a unicorn.

 

[kestegs]

*Throws a handful of babies down a well*

Now wheres that herd of unicorns hiding?

 

[MrFrye]

I hate all of you.

EDIT: My last post was written in all caps. It would have been more dramatic if it stayed that way, but I guess the forums have a 'screaming' filter, or something.

 

[kestegs]

Yea, the forum doesn't allow all caps in a post, at least not without some work.

And don't hate the player, hate the game.

 

[corax]

its a well known fact unicorns use their horns to impale chilren. then devour them

 

[kestegs]

Yet more evidence to condemn unicorns, sorry Frye, its not looking good for your pointy friends.

 

[Jcakes]

Unicorns are evil. This is what they look like when they are not trying to decieve us.

 

[corax]

unigoat?????????????

 

[Jcakes]

Thats right, the pearly white horse shaped being is an illusion they make us see through the use of hypnotism

 

[corax]

all hail hypno goat!

 

[Jcakes]

hypno unigoat

 

[GuardianHadriel]

Hypno Unigoat watches you pee sitting down. He then spreads rumors of your hermaphrodism.

 

[Gorny]

 

[Jcakes]

Thats not a unigoat gorny

 

[Gorny]

It's the Hypnotoad!

All hail Hypnotoad!!!!!!!!

 

[Jcakes]

 

[MrFrye]

You don't want to make me angry. You won't like it if I get angry.

I start sending presents...

 

[Gorny]

 

[MrFrye]

Your feeble mind tricks won't work on me.