The Darkness, the new plague of music

The Darkness, the new plague of music

When I heard these guys were selling out concerts in minutes I wanted to vomit. They are horrible, I have no idea what people see in them. Their lyrics are completely stupid and uninspired, "I want to kiss you ever minute, every hour, every day" what the heck is that.

The big thing I can't stand is the whole hair band sound and look, the last thing I want to see is some fruity scrawny sperm in spandex crawling around. Not to mention the guy can't sing worth a crap, he has the sythesizer up more than Britney Spears.

 

There are far darker forces at work in the realm of current pop music. In terms of evil, the darkness are no match for Justin Timberlake...

The darkness will never be as big or as long lived as the boybands and their off shoots. Or the Britney/Christina thing.

Besides... the darkness aren´t all that bad... :innocent:

 

he has a nice voice.

on opposite day.

 

eh.. it's the 80's comin back, it sucks, but we're gonna have to deal with it.

 

SirKnightmare, I have this funny feeling that you might actually wear more black than me, which I previously thought was impossible.

 

how about i make a thread about all the stupid rappers that i hate. they are hardcore badass to the max. you might think that "I want to kiss you ever minute, every hour, every day" is stupid, but i dont think there is anything wrong with that. what i think is stupid is the rappers that sing like "yeah (insert racist word), were gonna smoke some drugs (insert racist word), were gonna drink some alchohol (insert racist word), were gonna have sex with (insert racist word) without condoms (insert racist word)". now that is stupid, and it is true. i just made that up but its the general thing.

 

The bottom line: The Darkness blows.

 

the real bottom line: rap blows.

 

The Darkness rocks!

mostly because they're so bad. my friend sent me the video for "I...Love" and I laughed my head off. and it's just really I watched it alot and it became good in that time

 

Agreed. :thumbsup: And anything related to it. Hip-hop, dance and whatnot. Don't know the names but they blow.

 

Hmm, haven't heard of them. Maybe I'll download some of their crap. I mean....purchase.

 

downloading is the cool thing to do.

 

Wow, you guys all really missed the point of the Darkness. They are a joke band, they are supposed to be rediculous. If you've seen their video you would understand...

(And at least they are a BAND, and they WRITE their own songs. People who say that bands are the plauge of music when there are so many boyband/diva/teenyboppers out their make me sick. Almost as sick as said musical styles. Even rappers write their own stuff, err well many of them do...)

 

Indeed Suggestive.

Guys, the Darkness is a self parody. They are taking the look of some of the best selling bands ever and having a good laugh with it. So you don't like it, well don't the hell listen to it. Heck, at least the Darkness are unique compared to the rest of pop today.
:uhhuh:

Seriously gents (as it is always gents), this bitching about current musical trends is really getting old.

 

Who cares if they are unique? They still suck. I understand what they are doing and its a funny idea, but I don't want to see that damn video every 2 seconds on college network every time i walk into the damn snack bar.

 

Their video is pretty funny. Especially that *** walk the singer does oh man thats so funny. ahaha

 

Yes, I agree. Just look at some of their lyrics. A lot of it is joking, sort of like Tenacious D. I also don't find anything wrong with the instrumental part of the music either. It's good stuff.

 

When did you grab that sense of humour bypass 'dave'? They did a great job.

 

that and it's parody of 80's bands cause there are like 4 guitar solo's in the same song ;p

 

Guitar solos are awesome if you ask me.