The Buffalo Theory

RavensRebirth

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The Buffalo Theory

Drinking makes you smarter? Sounds like a good try at home experiment...

The Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted,
It is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
Because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way,
The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells,
But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
Making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
 

Geeno

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What about amphetamines??? :clap: :clap: :clap:

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RavensRebirth

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cheers was a great show, the hope is that it would target weaker ones first, but i'll let you know if it every becomes a theorm.
 
Would that mean whacking you with this plank of wood would also improve your intelligence, presuming it kills the slower ones, so even if some of the faster cells die, you'll become einstein overnight?
 

Stevinator

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RavensRebirth said:
cheers was a great show, the hope is that it would target weaker ones first, but i'll let you know if it every becomes a theorm.
I'm not sure if you caught it or not...but I first heard this on cheers and have been claiming it as mine own ever since.
 
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