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The Buffalo Theory

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  1. RavensRebirth

    RavensRebirth IncGamers Member

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    The Buffalo Theory

    Drinking makes you smarter? Sounds like a good try at home experiment...

    The Buffalo Theory
    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo.
    When the herd is hunted,
    It is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
    Because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    In much the same way,
    The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
    Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells,
    But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
    Making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
     
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    Fallen Creation IncGamers Member

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    Why do I feel stupid the next day? :scratch:
     
  3. RavensRebirth

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    dang... stupid brain cells breed fast ^_^
     
  4. Tor

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    more brain cells is still smarter than less brain cells
     
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    that really depends if lesser brain cells could hinder the better ones.
     
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    how do you know alcohol kills stupid brain cells and not smart ones?
     
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    What about amphetamines??? :clap: :clap: :clap:

    (this post was brought to you in under .004 seconds)
     
  8. Stevinator

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    I like cheers. what a good show that was.

    Norm was so funny
     
  9. RavensRebirth

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    cheers was a great show, the hope is that it would target weaker ones first, but i'll let you know if it every becomes a theorm.
     
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    Would that mean whacking you with this plank of wood would also improve your intelligence, presuming it kills the slower ones, so even if some of the faster cells die, you'll become einstein overnight?
     
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    I'm not sure if you caught it or not...but I first heard this on cheers and have been claiming it as mine own ever since.
     

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