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[kestegs]

That is true, a perm ban would make it hard to make fun of you, at least to your face.

 

[Dacar92]

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Midget stuff. That is a real LOL. I think I will do that.......:scratchchin:

I don't think anyone has ever been banned for midget stuff. Midget pron maybe.

ewww, gross. I just grossed myself out.

 

[kestegs]

I think "stuff" was synonymous for pron.

 

[crawlingdeadman]

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that's certainly how i understood it.

 

[kestegs]

Silly Dacar, get your mind in the gutter!

 

[Dacar92]

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My mind has been in the gutter for so long I think it is reverting back on it's own. Maybe some lessons for an old man like me. Time to learn how to be a dirty old man, I guess. Who teaches those classes anyway?

 

[kestegs]

Can't think of any forum members that are that old, you may have to take the teaching into your own hands.

 

[crawlingdeadman]

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i learned dirty old man behavior from my father so i believe it wont be a stretch for me to turn into one later on in life.

wouldnt dredd be the guy to get dirty old man lessons from? or BoBcOX

 

[kestegs]

I didn't know dredd was that old, but I'll second bobcox!

I come from a line of (relatively ) clean old men.

 

[corax]

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i know a guy at work who is the dirtiest old man around. i'll hook you up with his business card.

I always picture Dredd as a 6' 4" african american guy. purely due to his forum name.

i could give you a link to a good movie called the bride and the burro. i believe it is currently on the mexican version of broadway

 

[crawlingdeadman]

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clean in public maybe...

 

[corax]

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i know an older butcher who just got remarried. now he has gone blind in one eye. too many little blue bills me thinks

 

[kestegs]

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I met a really dirty old man on a job a few months back. He seriously had the filthiest mouth I have ever heard. It was really disturbing actually. I really wanted him to just go away, but he would't, and I had to listen to him going on and on for a while.

 

[corax]

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should of shocked him....


..by flashing a nipple

 

[kestegs]

Haha, that would have been hilarious! I wonder what he would've done :scratchchin:

 

[corax]

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touched it

 

[kestegs]

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Probably. Just when you think you have the upper hand and can scare him off by flashing him, he would do something like that!

 

[corax]

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ah. *** chicken. fun to be had by all. i always win.

 

[kestegs]

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I'm sure I would lose, and I don't think that's something to be ashamed of XD

 

[corax]

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it is. a tradesman should be a strong competitor. it comes with the apprenticeship territory i think.
pity you can't do half the stuff you used to be able to do. silly HR rules