The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

Dacar92

Moderator: Community, D2 Zon, DH, Inc Clan Officer
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

Midget stuff. That is a real LOL. I think I will do that.......:scratchchin:

I don't think anyone has ever been banned for midget stuff. Midget pron maybe.

ewww, gross. I just grossed myself out.
 

Dacar92

Moderator: Community, D2 Zon, DH, Inc Clan Officer
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

My mind has been in the gutter for so long I think it is reverting back on it's own. Maybe some lessons for an old man like me. Time to learn how to be a dirty old man, I guess. Who teaches those classes anyway?
 

kestegs

D3 Monk Moderator
Can't think of any forum members that are that old, you may have to take the teaching into your own hands.
 

crawlingdeadman

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

i learned dirty old man behavior from my father so i believe it wont be a stretch for me to turn into one later on in life.

wouldnt dredd be the guy to get dirty old man lessons from? or BoBcOX
 

kestegs

D3 Monk Moderator
I didn't know dredd was that old, but I'll second bobcox!

I come from a line of (relatively ) clean old men.
 

corax

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

i know a guy at work who is the dirtiest old man around. i'll hook you up with his business card.

I always picture Dredd as a 6' 4" african american guy. purely due to his forum name.

i could give you a link to a good movie called the bride and the burro. i believe it is currently on the mexican version of broadway
 

corax

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

i know an older butcher who just got remarried. now he has gone blind in one eye. too many little blue bills me thinks
 

kestegs

D3 Monk Moderator
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

I met a really dirty old man on a job a few months back. He seriously had the filthiest mouth I have ever heard. It was really disturbing actually. I really wanted him to just go away, but he would't, and I had to listen to him going on and on for a while.
 

kestegs

D3 Monk Moderator
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

Probably. Just when you think you have the upper hand and can scare him off by flashing him, he would do something like that!
 

kestegs

D3 Monk Moderator
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

I'm sure I would lose, and I don't think that's something to be ashamed of XD
 

corax

Diabloii.Net Member
Re: The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

it is. a tradesman should be a strong competitor. it comes with the apprenticeship territory i think.
pity you can't do half the stuff you used to be able to do. silly HR rules
 
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