The Amazon Territory -- Off Topic

corax

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Surprisingly i didn't april fool's anybody. but the people at work were so paranoid i was going to get them i just spent the day staring at people slightly more than was comfortable and smiling vaguely.

The threat of a prank apparently is alot more satisfying than actually going to the effort of setting one up.
 

corax

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generally someone gets got everyday. it's just sort of a russian roulette that keeps them all on their toes. If they get sloppy they get got
 

Dacar92

Moderator: Community, D2 Zon, DH, Inc Clan Officer
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You dont pay for snowremoval over there??
Not from the roads. The city/state do that on their own. Of course we do pay for it in taxes. But driveways are our own responsibility. The snow plows always dump lots of heavy snow at the end of the drive as they clear the streets. During the blizzard we had in Feb I had about 5 feet of heavy snow at the end of my driveway.



 

corax

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At the football last night, was fun, had some free beer and food. However when the 2 pro teams come on they had to run through a 'tunnel' made of 6 year old kids who played before the game and at half time. The kids all wanted their high fives from their football heroes. 90% of the players either pushed out the sides and went around the kids or just ignored them. I mean come on all you had to do was run with your hands out and they are your fans *insert word filter here*. are you really that much of a pompous moron you can't high five some 6 year olds.
It was the cowboys and the titans so it wasn't even like they were great teams or players there to be arrogant about. The ref's raved the day though and high fived the kiddies like the champs they are. Then again the ref's are probably starved for all the attention they can get.
 

KremBanan

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You know the person you brought home with you, may be a bit young when she wants too see Disney Channel in the morning.......
 

superdave

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you guys are going to hell.

and cdm...i will after i tell a few people in person.
 

pancakeman

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SD has news? Is it that the rash stopped spreading? Oh, oh, is the statue of limitations up? Or has the doll finally been legalized in the US? Tell us!
 

corax

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I'm glad somebody finally asked. ABES is an acronym for Abraham's Beard Enjoyment Society.

Was a secret society started by none other than president Lincoln for the express purpose of enjoying all that is beard
 

Dacar92

Moderator: Community, D2 Zon, DH, Inc Clan Officer
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Now that is just kind of weird. May as well also have a BNS,

Big nose society.
 

corax

Diabloii.Net Member
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nobody respects people with big noses. whereas a honking great beard generates auto respect
 
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