Tell a joke A man is lost in the desert and has not water. The sun is so hot, he's so thirsty and in a fit of dehydrated delerium he strips down to his underwear. As he continues through the desert with no water, he only feels worse and worse. Eventually, when he is crawling on his hands and knees, he sees someone walking towards him. As the man approaches he sees it is a man in a full business suit, carrying a large duffel bag. "Please sir, I'm dying, I need water!!!" the lost man says "Well, I don't have any water my friend but this is still your lucky day!!! In this bag I have some of the finest, hand made shirts your money can buy. Warm in the winter, cool in the summer, wrinkle free, stain free, easy to care for and will last decades!! All this for prices so low you can fit them into ANY budget!!! So how many can I put you down for?" the salesman replies "Shirts? SHIRTS?!? YOU IDIOT I'M DYING!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID SHIRTS!!! I NEED WATER!!!" "Well, if you're going to be nasty I'll just take my shirts elsewhere." With that, the salesman walks away and the man continues to move through the desert. Finally, just as he feels he can't go on any longer, he sees, right there in the middle of the desert, a bar. Screaming and whooping with joy, he gets up and runs to the bar only to have the bouncer stop him at the door. "Where do you think you're going buddy?" "Please sir, I've been lost in the desert for so long, I just need some water." "Can't help you pal." the bouncer says and points to a sign mounted on the wall-NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE.