Teaching Bnetters math

Killfrenzy

Diabloii.Net Member
Teaching Bnetters math

this is just kinda an indication of the average intelligence level on bnet.

appartantly some people dont know what a +sign means!

i was trading with a guy in the trade channels for my ethereal 4 socket kurast shield with 27 resists and he claimed that i would only get like 500 def on it if he rolled 260% on exile. i informed him that he was proabably multiplying by 2.6 instead of 3.6. he kept telling me that 260%=2.6. True yes. But its +260% and he just couldnt get this through his head.

finally get gets it and messages me for a trade

it seems people on bnet aren't that bright, but of course i already knew that! This example just serves as a perfect example of it!
 

Gorny

Banned
Killfrenzy said:
this is just kinda an indication of the average intelligence level on bnet.

appartantly some people dont know what a +sign means!

i was trading with a guy in the trade channels for my ethereal 4 socket kurast shield with 27 resists and he claimed that i would only get like 500 def on it if he rolled 260% on exile. i informed him that he was proabably multiplying by 2.6 instead of 3.6. he kept telling me that 260%=2.6. True yes. But its +260% and he just couldnt get this through his head.

finally get gets it and messages me for a trade

it seems people on bnet aren't that bright, but of course i already knew that! This example just serves as a perfect example of it!

Include spelling and grammar use, and language use and there you have it!
 

Killfrenzy

Diabloii.Net Member
actually this guy spelled rather well and had an, albeit below average, grasp of punctuation! although at one point he did communicate his annoyance with :-/
 

Wolfwind

Diabloii.Net Member
We could add Diablo to the educational playground! Who cares if Tim has more apples than Tom? Tim is 'teh l337' while Tom has 'teh wug!!!11??' ^_^

Forget maths. To teach something like that you need to be able to understand everyone. XD

And for those above the age of five who use l337 speak, they just need to be shot as they have no excuse. :D
 

th5418

Banned
I see that the only vocabulary b.netters usually have is "wug" or "for trade _________" or "FROCK YOU Biznis!
 

Lord Chaos

Diabloii.Net Member
Killfrenzy said:
this is just kinda an indication of the average intelligence level on bnet.

appartantly some people dont know what a +sign means!

i was trading with a guy in the trade channels for my ethereal 4 socket kurast shield with 27 resists and he claimed that i would only get like 500 def on it if he rolled 260% on exile. i informed him that he was proabably multiplying by 2.6 instead of 3.6. he kept telling me that 260%=2.6. True yes. But its +260% and he just couldnt get this through his head.

finally get gets it and messages me for a trade

it seems people on bnet aren't that bright, but of course i already knew that! This example just serves as a perfect example of it!
LOL, try asking him what kind of bonus a "+50% defense" gives? x0.5?....ROFL
 

Lord Chaos

Diabloii.Net Member
Wolfwind said:
We could add Diablo to the educational playground! Who cares if Tim has more apples than Tom? Tim is 'teh l337' while Tom has 'teh wug!!!11??' ^_^

Forget maths. To teach something like that you need to be able to understand everyone. XD

And for those above the age of five who use l337 speak, they just need to be shot as they have no excuse. :D
Actually computer games are being added to the educational "playground" around here...wasn't such a bad thing as I thought it would be.
 

luuuucifer

Diabloii.Net Member
Alright. time to reveal how much of a noob I am.
But I'm dying to know, what is "l33t"? or "l337" or any of that crap

Still can't figure it out.
 

Fearox

Diabloii.Net Member
Conversation:

The guy: I'm 1337!!
Me: And I am 13370=Ten times as 1337 as you! Now go brush your teeth, fetch your teddy bear and go to bed, cause it's nearly 2200 hours!

I'm hoping of saying this to someone sometime...
 

iamscottbowdown

Diabloii.Net Member
Heres a few funnies.
Join trade channel
Start trade with a barb
Barb: Wug
Me: Excuse me, I have never heard of the word wug before. (i did know what it ment though)
Barb cancels trade

Another one
Join trade/start trade with sorc
Sorc: WUG
Me: What does wug mean?
Sorc: What u got
Me: What and got I understand. What does "u" mean.
Sorc cancels trade and leaves game.

Another one
Join game/ start with barb
Barb: wugg
Me: Some items to trade.
Barb: wug
Me: Told you
Barb: show
Barb: show
Barb: show
Me: I dont have "show", what is that?
Barb: wat???
I put up stuff I'm trying to trade.
Me: So, what do you need out of these?
Barb: Occy
Me: OK, what do you offer.
Barb: What u need?
Me: What do you offer?
Barb: What u need
Me: I asked first, what do you offer?
Barb: No, what u need
Me: Fine, how about the (cant remember item i asked for)
Barb: lol, no way..thats worth hella more
(it was in NO WAY worth more i can remember)
Me: You didnt ask me what I wanted for the occy, you asked me what I needed (at this point im REALLY tying to be annoying)
Barb: LOL
barb leaves game.

Last one
"I have occulus /w *myaccount" in trade channels
guy whispers: What u need?
Me: Gf, Arreats, Shako, and WF for starters
He didn't reply
Me: So, do you wish to ask me what I would like to get for the occulus?
Guy: yah
After that we talked and everything was "LOL occy not worth that" I bet if I would have said cracked sash he would say occy was not worth it.

I have at least one more i can think of, but this gets my point through. Bnetters are the most stupid people in the world. BEFORE you argue that they are not worse then " " I said Bnetters, and by that I mean while they are on bnet.
 
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