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Teaching Bnetters math

Discussion in 'Diablo 2 Community Forum' started by Killfrenzy, Feb 6, 2004.

  1. Killfrenzy

    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    Teaching Bnetters math

    this is just kinda an indication of the average intelligence level on bnet.

    appartantly some people dont know what a +sign means!

    i was trading with a guy in the trade channels for my ethereal 4 socket kurast shield with 27 resists and he claimed that i would only get like 500 def on it if he rolled 260% on exile. i informed him that he was proabably multiplying by 2.6 instead of 3.6. he kept telling me that 260%=2.6. True yes. But its +260% and he just couldnt get this through his head.

    finally get gets it and messages me for a trade

    it seems people on bnet aren't that bright, but of course i already knew that! This example just serves as a perfect example of it!
     
  2. Gorny

    Gorny Banned

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    Include spelling and grammar use, and language use and there you have it!
     
  3. Killfrenzy

    Killfrenzy IncGamers Member

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    actually this guy spelled rather well and had an, albeit below average, grasp of punctuation! although at one point he did communicate his annoyance with :-/
     
  4. Wolfwind

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    We could add Diablo to the educational playground! Who cares if Tim has more apples than Tom? Tim is 'teh l337' while Tom has 'teh wug!!!11??' ^_^

    Forget maths. To teach something like that you need to be able to understand everyone. XD

    And for those above the age of five who use l337 speak, they just need to be shot as they have no excuse. :D
     
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    B.net seems to be filled with homophobic, racist schoolchildren.
     
  6. th5418

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    I see that the only vocabulary b.netters usually have is "wug" or "for trade _________" or "FROCK YOU Biznis!
     
  7. Lord Chaos

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    LOL, try asking him what kind of bonus a "+50% defense" gives? x0.5?....ROFL
     
  8. Lord Chaos

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    Actually computer games are being added to the educational "playground" around here...wasn't such a bad thing as I thought it would be.
     
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    *add* noob and l33t to the list.
     
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    god if i ever go to a trade with someone and they say wug to me i just quit. it sooo annoying.
     
  11. luuuucifer

    luuuucifer IncGamers Member

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    Alright. time to reveal how much of a noob I am.
    But I'm dying to know, what is "l33t"? or "l337" or any of that crap

    Still can't figure it out.
     
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    1337 means leet which means elite. It means your super or.....whatever.
     
  13. Fearox

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    Conversation:

    The guy: I'm 1337!!
    Me: And I am 13370=Ten times as 1337 as you! Now go brush your teeth, fetch your teddy bear and go to bed, cause it's nearly 2200 hours!

    I'm hoping of saying this to someone sometime...
     
  14. iamscottbowdown

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    Heres a few funnies.
    Join trade channel
    Start trade with a barb
    Barb: Wug
    Me: Excuse me, I have never heard of the word wug before. (i did know what it ment though)
    Barb cancels trade

    Another one
    Join trade/start trade with sorc
    Sorc: WUG
    Me: What does wug mean?
    Sorc: What u got
    Me: What and got I understand. What does "u" mean.
    Sorc cancels trade and leaves game.

    Another one
    Join game/ start with barb
    Barb: wugg
    Me: Some items to trade.
    Barb: wug
    Me: Told you
    Barb: show
    Barb: show
    Barb: show
    Me: I dont have "show", what is that?
    Barb: wat???
    I put up stuff I'm trying to trade.
    Me: So, what do you need out of these?
    Barb: Occy
    Me: OK, what do you offer.
    Barb: What u need?
    Me: What do you offer?
    Barb: What u need
    Me: I asked first, what do you offer?
    Barb: No, what u need
    Me: Fine, how about the (cant remember item i asked for)
    Barb: lol, no way..thats worth hella more
    (it was in NO WAY worth more i can remember)
    Me: You didnt ask me what I wanted for the occy, you asked me what I needed (at this point im REALLY tying to be annoying)
    Barb: LOL
    barb leaves game.

    Last one
    "I have occulus /w *myaccount" in trade channels
    guy whispers: What u need?
    Me: Gf, Arreats, Shako, and WF for starters
    He didn't reply
    Me: So, do you wish to ask me what I would like to get for the occulus?
    Guy: yah
    After that we talked and everything was "LOL occy not worth that" I bet if I would have said cracked sash he would say occy was not worth it.

    I have at least one more i can think of, but this gets my point through. Bnetters are the most stupid people in the world. BEFORE you argue that they are not worse then " " I said Bnetters, and by that I mean while they are on bnet.
     
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    ahahah nice job.
     

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