Summoners' best curse ever: Lower Ping

Cerebron

Diabloii.Net Member
Summoners' best curse ever: Lower Ping

I'm too annoyed by those people who say my skeletons causing the lag. I can't tolerate it anymore.

In a Baal run game, I joined and I got this message,

<xxx> stupid necro's going to lag us
<xxx> necro, don't summon. just curse and go

Guess what, I got my full army (actually I only needed the skeletons if she hadn't said those harsh words). 13 skellies + 7 Mages + CG + 22 Revives + Grizzly.

<xxx> damn, nothing moves.
<xxx> so laggy.
xxx was slain by Serpent Magus

I went to where she died and put a tp exactly above her body.

Baal: "mmmmmhhhhhaahahahahHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thank you Baal!!!!!!!!!
 

jmprockstar

Diabloii.Net Member
I'd never had a problem with party players until just recently. It was during a 8ppl game with a very hyperactive pair of casters, one meteorb sorc and one fire druid. People complained that I was lagging them, and my response was something like, "I don't think the volcano and frozen orb animations are helping." I then unsummoned all but 8 skellis. No one said anything. Then, the druid timed out, and everything was fine.

I'm telling you, it's the animations!!! :)
 

Beatboxer

Member
OOO NOOOO!!:eek:

Not this thread again!!:(

*Beatboxer runs for the hills*
*And then explodes himself*

Face it. To run a summ'ner is to lag the unfortunate.:eek:
Must we sticky this information?;)
 

jmprockstar

Diabloii.Net Member
There are really only 5 or 6 basic threads on this forum.

1. Lagmancer
2. Rate this poisonmancer
3. MF
4. On which server one plays
5. My summoner is getting spanked in Hell
(6. Noobular eBay guy--this thread seems immortal)
 

Kyo

Diabloii.Net Member
Is there any point to posts like this?. No offense but it not exactly a new thing about other players complaining about minions in game.

I think there must have been at least half a dozen posts like this and it not like it helping or you can do anything about it but lower yourself on the exact thing they are complaining about ? Bare with it and leave it be.

Peace
 

Peacrusher

Diabloii.Net Member
and the flamage starts.....lol....

Between NC and I we have over 80 minions... We suffer no lag (really I don't, cuz NC has a crappy internet connection and is always getting dropped)... but when he isn't getting dropped... we have no lag......

Try hitting fps check your ping..... low=good BUT... if it is bouncing around like 246 one second and 678 the next.. you have a crappy connection... be it static on the line or what ever...(I usually get mine when Norton runs autoupdate while I'm trying to play) Reconnect to the internet and bnet and all should get better...

If not... switch to DSL or cable if your rich........ Cheers ! :buddies:

BTW... noticing a lot of spelling/homophone errors in flamage..... if your gonna flame at least have the common sense to spell right... otherwise you sound like a moron....
 

TheKbob

Diabloii.Net Member
I R TEH 1337 FLAMRE!

I mean come on. I need to get my summoner up so me pea and NC can run together in public games and really piss off people...

whooops bell rang g2g

~Kbob
 

(dr)

Diabloii.Net Member
Cerebron said:
I'm too annoyed by those people who say my skeletons causing the lag. I can't tolerate it anymore.

In a Baal run game, I joined and I got this message,

<xxx> stupid necro's going to lag us
<xxx> necro, don't summon. just curse and go

Guess what, I got my full army (actually I only needed the skeletons if she hadn't said those harsh words). 13 skellies + 7 Mages + CG + 22 Revives + Grizzly.

<xxx> damn, nothing moves.
<xxx> so laggy.
xxx was slain by Serpent Magus

I went to where she died and put a tp exactly above her body.

Baal: "mmmmmhhhhhaahahahahHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Thank you Baal!!!!!!!!!
who cares what they say, if they wanna complain they can go play everquestor something.
 

Koreforce

Diabloii.Net Member
You can't do anything about it (except get DSL), so why do you ***** about it? Normally, the problem is on YOUR end, not those over-flamed and heavily trash-mouthed summoner necros....they're doing their job, so we don't have to. If you start lagging, just stand back a bit, stand still, and don't move your mouse or touch a button, and the lag resides for a bit. The biggest problem is that people blame summoning necros for the lag caused by baal when he summons minions.
 

Sigus

Diabloii.Net Member
I love it when peple complain about Necros. When people complain about me, I just go and get a few summons, go to town and hostile them and then hunt them down:p tele onto the (if you have enigma). If there FPS is a bad as they say, they die, call you a NOOB and leave :innocent:

PK rules!
 
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